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Guy shows up at the Canada/US border, heading into the States.  He's carrying a home-made sword, a knife, brass knuckles and a blood-stained chainsaw.  US Customs kept his toys and sent him on his way.

 

Good to see those millions of dollars keeping you safe.

 

Chainsaw Murder Suspect

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Those millions of dollars are keeping Canada Safe.

Canada resides under the umbrella of protection we provide in the Northern Hemisphere.

So they got nothin to whine about here.

We should Annex Canada !

They wouldn't notice much of a difference.

And wouldn't/couldn't fight anyway.

Plus they got lots of natural resources, Good Beer,

and great fishing!. :Cheers[1]:

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Those millions of dollars are keeping Canada Safe.

Canada resides under the umbrella of protection we provide in the Northern Hemisphere.

So they got nothin to whine about here.

We should Annex Canada !

They wouldn't notice much of a difference.

And wouldn't/couldn't fight anyway.

Plus they got lots of natural resources, Good Beer,

and great fishing!. :Cheers[1]:

MAYBE OUR BEER AND FISH NEED PROTECTION....BUT I SURE DON'T :Duel:

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Hey, I watch Southpark..I know you damn canadians are trying to corrupt our American Values..what with your terrence and Phillip show!

We gotta watch Canada, or start a war with them soon!

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Hey, I watch Southpark..I know you damn canadians are trying to corrupt our American Values..what with your terrence and Phillip show!

We gotta watch Canada, or start a war with them soon!

Blame Canada!

 

 

Times have changed,

Our kids are getting worse

They won't obey their parents,

They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!

Blame Canada! Blame Canada

 

With all their beady little eyes,

their flapping heads so full of lies

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to

join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself>

 

Well, Blame Canada!

 

It seems that everything's gone wrong since

Canada came along

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!

Shame on Canada!

 

The smut we must stop

The trash we must smash

Laughter and fun

must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!   :Stan:

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Those millions of dollars are keeping Canada Safe.

Canada resides under the umbrella of protection we provide in the Northern Hemisphere.

So they got nothin to whine about here.

We should Annex Canada !

They wouldn't notice much of a difference.

And wouldn't/couldn't fight anyway.

Plus they got lots of natural resources, Good Beer,

and great fishing!. :Cheers[1]:

MAYBE OUR BEER AND FISH NEED PROTECTION....BUT I SURE DON'T :Duel:

:outdoor: Tell ya what ,....them Fuk'rz @ the bridge between Windser N Detroit don't dink around......they got some shit they spray on yer steering wheel..... :laughlong:

& if yer've handled WEED within 72 hrs. it turns PURPLE... :bomb:

 

 

 

 

N I think they LIKE doin them CAVITY searches........ :SmackBottom:

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I've been trying to post a picture of the suspect. Just a normal looking Canadian dude. Look up the articles and check him out for yourself. Search for 'Gregory Despres', hosers.
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We're slowly starting to infiltrate south.  It started with actors (carefully trained in the finer art being observant), then musicians to subliminally convert the younger generation.  It has paid off....just two weeks ago, Rome, NY flew the Canadian flag for the first time.  I think our next target is Daytona Beach, but it's running a close tie with Myrtle Beach....we'll see :pirate1:
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Well, i gotta admit, they did produce one of my all time favorite bands which inadvertantly helped me form my political view. So weird a socialist country could have Libertarians. go figure.
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I've been trying to post a picture of the suspect. Just a normal looking Canadian dude. Look up the articles and check him out for yourself. Search for 'Gregory Despres', hosers.

Here ya go. Handsome devil, ain't he?

050607_depres_vsml_1p.vsmall.jpg

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Cubs WIN ! :bvictory:

 

Cubs WIN!  :bvictory:

 

 

Canada Loses!   :laughlong:

MONDAY JUNE 6TH..JAYS 4....CUBS 1

 

TUESDAY JUNE 7TH  JAYS 6...CUBS 4

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Hey, I watch Southpark..I know you damn canadians are trying to corrupt our American Values..what with your terrence and Phillip show!

We gotta watch Canada, or start a war with them soon!

Blame Canada!

 

 

Times have changed,

Our kids are getting worse

They won't obey their parents,

They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!

Blame Canada! Blame Canada

 

With all their beady little eyes,

their flapping heads so full of lies

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to

join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself>

 

Well, Blame Canada!

 

It seems that everything's gone wrong since

Canada came along

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!

Shame on Canada!

 

The smut we must stop

The trash we must smash

Laughter and fun

must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!   :Stan:

Exactly, Footchop!

Damn Canadians sneakin' around corrupting our youth!

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Took a ride around lake Huron last weekend.  I was stopped at the border going in to Canada. Guard had me pull over to get my id checked when I came out several guard standing around admiring my bike.   Great trip except they have very slow speed limits
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I've been trying to post a picture of the suspect. Just a normal looking Canadian dude. Look up the articles and check him out for yourself. Search for 'Gregory Despres', hosers.

Here ya go. Handsome devil, ain't he?

050607_depres_vsml_1p.vsmall.jpg

Looks like a Poster child

 

Typical recruit of the Socialist Canadian Youth Group Movement.

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I've been trying to post a picture of the suspect. Just a normal looking Canadian dude. Look up the articles and check him out for yourself. Search for 'Gregory Despres', hosers.

Here ya go. Handsome devil, ain't he?

050607_depres_vsml_1p.vsmall.jpg

Looks like a Poster child

 

Typical recruit of the Socialist Canadian Youth Group Movement.

THIS GUY HAS DUAL CITIZENSHIP......AMERICAN AND QUEBEC..

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Those millions of dollars are keeping Canada Safe.

Canada resides under the umbrella of protection we provide in the Northern Hemisphere.

So they got nothin to whine about here.

We should Annex Canada !

They wouldn't notice much of a difference.

And wouldn't/couldn't fight anyway.

Plus they got lots of natural resources, Good Beer,

and great fishing!. :Cheers[1]:

MAYBE OUR BEER AND FISH NEED PROTECTION....BUT I SURE DON'T :Duel:

 

 

 

I currently have some operatives on a search and destroy mission.

They are working over Lac Suel.

(a Wallaye factory in NW Ontario)

 

Yes your Fish and Beer DO need protection!

 :Cheers[1]::Duel:  :Cheers[1]:

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