Canuck Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Guy shows up at the Canada/US border, heading into the States. He's carrying a home-made sword, a knife, brass knuckles and a blood-stained chainsaw. US Customs kept his toys and sent him on his way. Good to see those millions of dollars keeping you safe. Chainsaw Murder Suspect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkchop Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Those millions of dollars are keeping Canada Safe. Canada resides under the umbrella of protection we provide in the Northern Hemisphere. So they got nothin to whine about here. We should Annex Canada ! They wouldn't notice much of a difference. And wouldn't/couldn't fight anyway. Plus they got lots of natural resources, Good Beer, and great fishing!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETE Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Those millions of dollars are keeping Canada Safe.Canada resides under the umbrella of protection we provide in the Northern Hemisphere. So they got nothin to whine about here. We should Annex Canada ! They wouldn't notice much of a difference. And wouldn't/couldn't fight anyway. Plus they got lots of natural resources, Good Beer, and great fishing!. MAYBE OUR BEER AND FISH NEED PROTECTION....BUT I SURE DON'T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanChief Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Hey, I watch Southpark..I know you damn canadians are trying to corrupt our American Values..what with your terrence and Phillip show! We gotta watch Canada, or start a war with them soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkchop Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Hey, I watch Southpark..I know you damn canadians are trying to corrupt our American Values..what with your terrence and Phillip show!We gotta watch Canada, or start a war with them soon! Blame Canada! Times have changed, Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents, They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No! Blame Canada! Blame Canada With all their beady little eyes, their flapping heads so full of lies Blame Canada! Blame Canada! We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself> Well, Blame Canada! It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along Blame Canada! Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada! Shame on Canada! The smut we must stop The trash we must smash Laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charger Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Those millions of dollars are keeping Canada Safe.Canada resides under the umbrella of protection we provide in the Northern Hemisphere. So they got nothin to whine about here. We should Annex Canada ! They wouldn't notice much of a difference. And wouldn't/couldn't fight anyway. Plus they got lots of natural resources, Good Beer, and great fishing!. MAYBE OUR BEER AND FISH NEED PROTECTION....BUT I SURE DON'T Tell ya what ,....them Fuk'rz @ the bridge between Windser N Detroit don't dink around......they got some shit they spray on yer steering wheel..... & if yer've handled WEED within 72 hrs. it turns PURPLE... N I think they LIKE doin them CAVITY searches........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkchop Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Preempive strike! Cubs are killing the Toronto Blue Jays right now!! 2 to nothing top of the fourth! This is just the beginning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkchop Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Cubs WIN ! Cubs WIN! Canada Loses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maninbox Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 I've been trying to post a picture of the suspect. Just a normal looking Canadian dude. Look up the articles and check him out for yourself. Search for 'Gregory Despres', hosers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 We're slowly starting to infiltrate south. It started with actors (carefully trained in the finer art being observant), then musicians to subliminally convert the younger generation. It has paid off....just two weeks ago, Rome, NY flew the Canadian flag for the first time. I think our next target is Daytona Beach, but it's running a close tie with Myrtle Beach....we'll see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanChief Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Well, i gotta admit, they did produce one of my all time favorite bands which inadvertantly helped me form my political view. So weird a socialist country could have Libertarians. go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosie Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 I've been trying to post a picture of the suspect. Just a normal looking Canadian dude. Look up the articles and check him out for yourself. Search for 'Gregory Despres', hosers. Here ya go. Handsome devil, ain't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETE Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Cubs WIN ! Cubs WIN! Canada Loses! MONDAY JUNE 6TH..JAYS 4....CUBS 1 TUESDAY JUNE 7TH JAYS 6...CUBS 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkchop Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Cubs WIN ! Cubs WIN! Canada Loses! MONDAY JUNE 6TH..JAYS 4....CUBS 1 TUESDAY JUNE 7TH JAYS 6...CUBS 4 More Propaganda from the socialist North. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanChief Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Hey, I watch Southpark..I know you damn canadians are trying to corrupt our American Values..what with your terrence and Phillip show!We gotta watch Canada, or start a war with them soon! Blame Canada! Times have changed, Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents, They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No! Blame Canada! Blame Canada With all their beady little eyes, their flapping heads so full of lies Blame Canada! Blame Canada! We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself> Well, Blame Canada! It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along Blame Canada! Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada! Shame on Canada! The smut we must stop The trash we must smash Laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us! Exactly, Footchop! Damn Canadians sneakin' around corrupting our youth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks_indianscout Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Took a ride around lake Huron last weekend. I was stopped at the border going in to Canada. Guard had me pull over to get my id checked when I came out several guard standing around admiring my bike. Great trip except they have very slow speed limits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkchop Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I've been trying to post a picture of the suspect. Just a normal looking Canadian dude. Look up the articles and check him out for yourself. Search for 'Gregory Despres', hosers. Here ya go. Handsome devil, ain't he? Looks like a Poster child Typical recruit of the Socialist Canadian Youth Group Movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETE Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I've been trying to post a picture of the suspect. Just a normal looking Canadian dude. Look up the articles and check him out for yourself. Search for 'Gregory Despres', hosers. Here ya go. Handsome devil, ain't he? Looks like a Poster child Typical recruit of the Socialist Canadian Youth Group Movement. THIS GUY HAS DUAL CITIZENSHIP......AMERICAN AND QUEBEC.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkchop Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Quebec is a nation? It is the first province we will annex and repatriate. You will thank us! Friggin Froggies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkchop Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Those millions of dollars are keeping Canada Safe.Canada resides under the umbrella of protection we provide in the Northern Hemisphere. So they got nothin to whine about here. We should Annex Canada ! They wouldn't notice much of a difference. And wouldn't/couldn't fight anyway. Plus they got lots of natural resources, Good Beer, and great fishing!. MAYBE OUR BEER AND FISH NEED PROTECTION....BUT I SURE DON'T I currently have some operatives on a search and destroy mission. They are working over Lac Suel. (a Wallaye factory in NW Ontario) Yes your Fish and Beer DO need protection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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