Chiefin Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Yuma,AZ sits a huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?" At this the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the shit out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat. Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?" I don't know," the big Mexican replied, "Something about a job." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maninbox Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job." The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!" The man said, "You gotta be bullshitting me, man!" The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earthgoddes2 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job." The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!" The man said, "You gotta be bullshitting me, man!" The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it." ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhoga Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 :charger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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