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At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown  Yuma,AZ sits a huge Mexican.

 

He's having a few beers when a  short, well dressed, and obviously gay

man walks in and sits  beside him.

 

After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally  plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican.

 

Leaning  over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?"

 

At  this  the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks

the shit  out  of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to

beat  him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and

battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat.

 

Amazed, the  bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big

Mexican. "I've never  seen you react like that," he says. "Just what

did he say to you?"

I don't know," the big Mexican replied, "Something about  a job."

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A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."

The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!"

 

The man said, "You gotta be bullshitting me, man!"

 

The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."

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A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."

The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!"

 

The man said, "You gotta be bullshitting me, man!"

 

The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."

ROFLMAO :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:

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