Guest_ikonboard Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers... 10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING. 9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT. 8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC. 7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME. 6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK RUSTY WALLACE. 5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE. 4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO. 3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC. 2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS. AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR: 1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 I get the feeling Homer and I won't be taking you with us to the Quarter in October. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 I'm hooked ! I'll go with you to the end of the earth baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 I found some really great places.Scare ya shitless!Homer ain't scared and if you aren't then let's go!I always need escorts as you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 Hell inner cities dont bother me ! Ask homer if he knows where Jefferson Parish is? Theres a local in JP thats fairly scary , but the next Parish over is a nightmare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 I'll try to find that S&M place again just for you.You can really get some crazy shit in there.Then we're off to ride through the ghetto,for old times sake.Now THAT will scare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homer Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Ha...this is the first i've seen of this thread! whyioutta.... well, it's kinda funny...i actually used to watch nascar in high school..now i just like to see the cracka's crash while their women show their saggy tits. i'm on a 11 month 7-10 day assignment and i've been living in JP for the whole time--i'm more afraid of the Piggies here than the locals... and WD, we'll party and we'll go to the dungeon and I'll even go to the S&M bar (but we're going to the swinging club too)..but you ain't gettin me in any ghetto...esp on a bike. fyi...Was here last year for steel ponies but didn't make it...there were millions of dollars of bikes, trucks and traliers stolen..many in JP, so we gotta lock em together.. eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 You lead the way Homer and like 02ISR says he's following me.Must like to look at my ass Anyway I'll be there for Steel Pony for sure.Wish I could go before but IRIP is coming up and I hope you can make it there.If you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 To f'ing stupid to ever hear of Wendell Scott are we? The guy had more balls then any ten people here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 What do you call a black guy flying an airplane??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 The Tuskegee Airmen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 What do you call a black guy flying an airplane??? A "Pilot", you racist BASTARDS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 ...oooor a Tuskegee Airman. But the joke just doesn't fly with that punchline... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homer Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 To f'ing stupid to ever hear of Wendell Scott are we?The guy had more balls then any ten people here wasn't that richard pryor in that movie? eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Bear Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 race car driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolemite Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Ummm - I believe Willie T. Ribbs drove NASCAR .. .. what about Bill Lester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkchop Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 What about Tony Stewart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottdog Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 I'll try to find that S&M place again just for you.You can really get some crazy shit in there.Then we're off to ride through the ghetto,for old times sake.Now THAT will scare you. And you want to hang out with you? No way! Never mind the additional atmosphere. You scare me enough already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 To f'ing stupid to ever hear of Wendell Scott are we?The guy had more balls then any ten people here wasn't that richard pryor in that movie? eric Yep, Greased Lightning (1977) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04 chief Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 If I recall, Willie T said "Went to fuk'in fast" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzer Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 If I recall, Willie T said "Went to fuk'in fast" Sounds about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earthgoddes2 Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers... 10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING. 9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT. 8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC. 7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME. 6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK RUSTY WALLACE. 5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE. 4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO. 3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC. 2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS. AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR: 1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN soooo bad yet sooo funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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