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Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers...

 

10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.

 

9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.

 

8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.

 

7)  PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.

 

6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK RUSTY WALLACE.

 

5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.

 

4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.

 

3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.

 

2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.

 

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T

BE IN NASCAR:

 

1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN

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I found some really great places.Scare ya shitless!Homer ain't scared and if you aren't then let's go!I always need escorts as you know!
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I'll try to find that S&M place again just for you.You can really get some crazy shit in there.Then we're off to ride through the ghetto,for old times sake.Now THAT will scare you.
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Ha...this is the first i've seen of this thread!

whyioutta....

well, it's kinda funny...i actually used to watch nascar in high school..now i just like to see the cracka's crash while their women show their saggy tits.

i'm on a 11 month 7-10 day assignment and i've been living in JP for the whole time--i'm more afraid of the Piggies here than the locals...

and WD, we'll party and we'll go to the dungeon and I'll even go to the S&M bar (but we're going to the swinging club too)..but you ain't gettin me in any ghetto...esp on a bike.

fyi...Was here last year for steel ponies but didn't make it...there were millions of dollars of bikes, trucks and traliers stolen..many in JP, so we gotta lock em together..

eric

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You lead the way Homer and like 02ISR says he's following me.Must like to look at my ass :nod: Anyway I'll be there for Steel Pony for sure.Wish I could go before but IRIP is coming up and I hope you can make it there.If you do  :Beer-Chug[1]:
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To f'ing stupid to ever hear of Wendell Scott are we?

The guy had more balls then any ten people here

 

:stfu:

wasn't that richard pryor in that movie?

eric

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I'll try to find that S&M place again just for you.You can really get some crazy shit in there.Then we're off to ride through the ghetto,for old times sake.Now THAT will scare you.

And you want to hang out with you? No way!

Never mind the additional atmosphere.

You scare me enough already!  

:shocked:

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Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers...

 

10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.

 

9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.

 

8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.

 

7)  PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.

 

6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK RUSTY WALLACE.

 

5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.

 

4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.

 

3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.

 

2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.

 

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T

BE IN NASCAR:

 

1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN

soooo bad yet sooo funny :rotfl:  :rotfl:

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