Chiefin Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!" The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!" Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just honorably discharged from the Marine Corps after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor. The Marine hit the professor full force in the face, knocking him from the lofty platform. The professor was knocked out cold! The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The Marine nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent...waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that!?" The Marine replied, "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole! So he sent me!" ONE NATION UNDER GOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 God and Marines what silly things to believe in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 What do YOU believe in?The Tooth Fairy?Be gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 I'm a supporter of womens rights so I have no problem saying shut your hole. You figure out which one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Don't fuck with me little man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 I'm a supporter of womens rights so I have no problem saying shut your hole. You figure out which one. Well, aren't you rude :charger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Don't fuck with me little man. Well it seems you didnt shut the right one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Why don't you shut your hole you limpdick,shrivelled nut punk?I don't care what hole you shut but you need to learn some manners when you speak to a lady,especially this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC Cheef Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 God and Marines what silly things to believe in. Say that to a MARINES face you silly fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Hey Least why don't you PM me and take this shit off here.We can settle this private.Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Why don't you shut your hole you limpdick,shrivelled nut punk?I don't care what hole you shut but you need to learn some manners when you speak to a lady,especially this one. Sorry you are not a lady by any stretch of the imagination and you prove it with most of the posts you write. Good example is your last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Hey Least why don't you PM me and take this shit off here.We can settle this private.Dick. I dont know what you look like so you cant seduce me that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 You aren't a big enough man to be worth my time.You probably can't get it with women anyway.PM me jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Dyke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Never went that way.When somebody calls you out do you step outside or hide behind your momma's skirt?I called you out via PM.You must be hiding cause i haven't heard from you yet.Pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Why would I want to talk to a shemale in private. I think you need manners as well. You talk and act like a man, thats not the kind of woman I like around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 I don't think anybody cares what kind of woman you want.I'm through with your bit. :Off-Topic2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Keep your private messages to yourelf shemale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 I'm a supporter of gay rights so I have a problem. You figure out which one. :charger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Another dyke. Cant be original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wind Dancer Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Hey Eraserhead,he can't even spell.Calling himself a dick.That's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_ikonboard Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 LMFAO... It's because of God and the Marines that he is allowed to say what he thinks, but he's not smart enough to realize that Here's to Marines and God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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