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A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching

his

class.  He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once

and

for all he was going to prove there was no God.  Addressing the ceiling he

shouted:  "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this

platform.

I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!"

 

The lecture room fell silent.  You could hear a pin drop.  Ten minutes went

by.

"I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!"

 

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!!

I'm still waiting!!!"

 

His count down got to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just

honorably

discharged from the Marine Corps after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and

newly

registered in the class, walked up to the professor.

 

The Marine hit the professor full force in the face, knocking him from the

lofty

platform.  The professor was knocked out cold!  The students were stunned

and

shocked.  They began to babble in confusion.

 

The Marine nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent.  The

class looked at him and fell silent...waiting.  Eventually, the professor

came

to and was noticeably shaken.  He looked at the Marine in the front row.

 

When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked:  "What the

hell

is the matter with you?  Why did you do that!?"

 

The Marine replied, "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers,

sailors,

airmen, and Marines, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and

act

like an asshole!  So he sent me!"

 

ONE NATION UNDER GOD

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Why don't you shut your hole you limpdick,shrivelled nut punk?I don't care what hole you shut but you need to learn some manners when you speak to a lady,especially this one.
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Why don't you shut your hole you limpdick,shrivelled nut punk?I don't care what hole you shut but you need to learn some manners when you speak to a lady,especially this one.

Sorry you are not a lady by any stretch of the imagination and you prove it with most of the posts you write. Good example is your last one.

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Hey Least why don't you PM me and take this shit off here.We can settle this private.Dick.

I dont know what you look like so you cant seduce me that way.

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You aren't a big enough man to be worth my time.You probably can't get it with women anyway.PM me jerk.
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Never went that way.When somebody calls you out do you step outside or hide behind your momma's skirt?I called you out via PM.You must be hiding cause i haven't heard from you yet.Pussy.
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Why would I want to talk to a shemale in private. I think you need manners as well. You talk and act like a man, thats not the kind of woman I like around.
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