Chiefin Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!" The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!" Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just honorably discharged from the Marine Corps after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor. The Marine hit the professor full force in the face, knocking him from the lofty platform. The professor was knocked out cold! The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The Marine nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent...waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that!?" The Marine replied, "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole! So he sent me!" ONE NATION UNDER GOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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