Chiefin Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. He arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, baseball bat, shotgun and mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do?" asks the homeowner. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. The pit bull is trained to go after what comes off the roof grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of my van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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