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Coming out of side door on garage and I close it and :ooh2: :ooh2: sob little scorpion got me on me finger :Furious: semms like I would be immune to them little sob's as many times I got stuck with that little stinger on that tail. Why me? Why could it of not been the wife ? Why is it always me? Am I not living me life right? :rotfl:

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Coming out of side door on garage and I close it and :ooh2: :ooh2: sob little scorpion got me on me finger :Furious: semms like I would be immune to them little sob's as many times I got stuck with that little stinger on that tail. Why me? Why could it of not been the wife ? Why is it always me? Am I not living me life right? :rotfl:

 

I thought for sure this thread was about Stu...

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:rotfl: I knew you were going to say that Chris. You should be asshamed of yourself for thinking of that. Fireants they mounds are popping up everywhere since we been getting this rain. And maybe if'n I got stung someplace else (we want mention where) :ooh2:

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that shit is obamas fault !!

 

A DEA agent returns from the far east.

After a few days he notices strange growth on his penis.

He sees several specialist doctors.

They all say: "You've been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We'll have to cut it off."

The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to cure it.

So he goes back and sees a doctor in Pakistan.

The doctor examines him and says, "You've been fooling around in my country.

 

This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?"

The man replies, "Yes a few in the USA."

The doctor says, "I bet they told you it had to be cut off."

The man answers, "Yes they did!"

 

The doctor smiles, nods, "That is not correct...

 

 

 

It will fall off by itself."

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I thought for sure this thread was about Stu...

Fucker....

 

 

 

I thought it too.... But I didn't wanna mention it....

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