Jump to content
Indian Motorcycle Community

Just When I Thought A Victory Couldn't Get Any Uglier...


Recommended Posts

Victory has a new "X1 Magnum" out. If anyone was wondering what direction Polaris was/is going to take the Victory brand, it looks like they're trying to tap the market of people who like bikes that look like they were hit with an ugly stick

 

2016-magnum-x-1-p5.jpg

Edited by Mikehell
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2260064712.jpg

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Victory has a new "X1 Magnum" out. If anyone was wondering what direction Polaris was/is going to take the Victory brand, it looks like they're trying to tap the market of people who like bikes that look like they were hit with an ugly stick

 

2016-magnum-x-1-p5.jpg

 

Remember people buy Fiats, overpriced gym shoes, listen to rap music, spend 6 bucks for cup of coffee, vote democrat, pierce their scrotum and nipples, and pay good money to watch movies from Michael Moore and Sean Penn, bottom line, people are fucked up now days and you can't figure them out

  • Like 7
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just look at the people in the background of the advertisement photo......that's the type of people who buy a Victory X1 Magnum. :nod:

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

Remember people buy Fiats, overpriced gym shoes, listen to rap music, spend 6 bucks for cup of coffee, vote democrat, pierce their scrotum and nipples, and pay good money to watch movies from Michael Moore and Sean Penn, bottom line, people are fucked up now days and you can't figure them out

 

Good point! and sadly it's a very large and growing market.

 

Just look at the people in the background of the advertisement photo......that's the type of people who buy a Victory X1 Magnum. :nod:

 

so, it's marketed toward nincompoops who stand in line to get into a disco.... the nicest thing I can to think to say about the paint job is that it's a garish eyesore.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

Remember people buy Fiats, overpriced gym shoes, listen to rap music, spend 6 bucks for cup of coffee, vote democrat, pierce their scrotum and nipples, and pay good money to watch movies from Michael Moore and Sean Penn, bottom line, people are fucked up now days and you can't figure them out

 

One a these days I want you to take the binders off, let it all out, quit beatin' 'round the bush and tell us how you really feel about ever little thing.

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

One a these days I want you to take the binders off, let it all out, quit beatin' 'round the bush and tell us how you really feel about ever little thing.

LOL. Hey partner , best I stay up here away from society , I'd only get cranky :)

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

That boy could fuck up a wet dream. No interest in that kind of shit. My son come up with something we would go around.

Edited by lschultz
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just look at the people in the background of the advertisement photo......that's the type of people who buy a Victory X1 Magnum. :nod:

They look like rejects from "Saturday Night Fever"

 

 

 

Disco boy! Run to toilet and comb your hair.

Disco boy! Pucker your lip, and check your shoulders,

'cause some dandruff might be hiding there.

Disco boy, your the disco king, aw the

disco thing made you think someday that you

just might go somewhere.

Disco girl, you're outa sight, you need a

disco boy, to treat you right.

He'll do a little dance, take you home tonight.

Leave his hair alone, but you can kiss his comb.

Disco boy! Run to toilet and comb your hair.

Disco boy! Shake it more than three times and you're

playing with @!#%! while you're standing there.

Disco boy, do the bump every night, 'til the disco girl

who's really right, gonna fall for your line,

and feed you a box full of chicken delight.

Disco chit-chat so demure,

pump that booty all across the floor.

A disco drink, a disco wink,

you never go duty that's what you think.

You never go duty that's what you think.

You never go duty that's what you think.

Duty. Go duty!

Duty. Go duty!

Duty. You never go duty.

Duty. You never go duty.

Duty. You never go duty.

Duty. You never go duty.

You never duty. Go duty.

Duty. You never duty.

Disco boy! You got one more chance, to comb your hair again.

Disco boy! They're closing the bar, and she's

leaving with your friend.

Disco boy, that's the way it goes, so wipe your nose, and

try it again, to get a little lay tomorrow.

Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord that you

still got hands, to help you do that jerkin' that'll

blot out your disco sorrow.

It's disco love tonight. Make sure you look alright.

It's disco love tonight. Make sure you look alright.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

If this bike had an indian badge on the tank would I chose to ride this or the Scout if I had to make a choice......

Link to comment
Share on other sites

that motor just gives me the shits its so ugly . just sayin ,

Link to comment
Share on other sites

16-Victory-Magnum_X1-1-720x480.jpg

 

 

 

650_1200.jpg

 

 

2015-magnum-p3.jpg

 

 

Cyril had one that was being given away in a drawing

 

Goes for $25,000

 

The big deal is the sound system 200watts & 10 speakers.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Better looking than the HD Streetglide . HD sells a shit load of those. Victory will sell a shitload of these........ ..

Link to comment
Share on other sites

16-Victory-Magnum_X1-1-720x480.jpg

 

 

 

Cyril had one that was being given away in a drawing

 

Goes for $25,000

 

The big deal is the sound system 200watts & 10 speakers.

 

I still think the Vision is most hideous Victory model.

 

vision-tour-p2.jpg

 

by far :rasp:

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

I still think the Vision is most hideous Victory model.

 

vision-tour-p2.jpg

 

by far :rasp:

 

It may be a nice bike to ride - but GOD is it ever ugly in my book.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The big deal is the sound system 200watts & 10 speakers.

 

....and there you go. It's bad enough listening to the thumping vibrations of the loud stereos in their Honda Civics with their coffee can mufflers and big wings. Now this.....

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

....and there you go. It's bad enough listening to the thumping vibrations of the loud stereos in their Honda Civics with their coffee can mufflers and big wings. Now this.....

Thats the style now days. Dumb asses. Cops need to write em up.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

16-Victory-Magnum_X1-1-720x480.jpg

 

 

 

650_1200.jpg

 

 

2015-magnum-p3.jpg

 

 

Cyril had one that was being given away in a drawing

 

Goes for $25,000

 

The big deal is the sound system 200watts & 10 speakers.

 

Now it all makes sense why Mark Moses stopped selling Victory. I'd have given them up too if they wanted me to put that ugly ass thing on my dealership floor.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Millennials are probably eating this thing up.....flashy paint, big wheels, overall "Pimp My Ride" look with a loud stereo. Right up their alley. :nod:

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...