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The phone rings last night about 10:00, I picked it up and say "hello,...hello?" On the other end I hear heavy breathing and weezing. I'm already pissed off for having to get up off the couch to answer the phone and say " listen up you perverted piece of shit, I've had enough of listening to your disgusting call and if you show up here, I'll kick your ass so hard your ancestors will scream out in pain, don't ever call here again" I slam the phone down.

 

I find out today it was was wife's mother..she has asthma :ooh2:

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bet she dont call you late at night any more...hahaha

 

 

at least you did not call her a Mouth Breather! :) Can always be worse...

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Have the wife call her and tell her you just found out you are in the advanced stages of Demensia.

 

Other than that, you're screwed!

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Question, in this day and age, does anyone prank call anyone anymore? It was kinda fun when I was 11, but now? So many better options these days.

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All joking aside, Asthma is a serious condition.

 

Couldn't agree with you more,

 

However it is best if we don't sugar coat this, "He's Screwed!"

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How Do I Weasel Out Of This One? :rauch08:

 

 

Anagram Clues:

 

Desperation = A rope ends it

 

I run to escape = A persecution

 

 

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

 

Father-in-law = Near halfwit

 

 

The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

 

 

Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math,

that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. =

A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us;

to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth.

 

 

To be or not to be: that is the question,

whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,

Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

 

 

Mr. William Jefferson Clinton, former President of these United States of America =

 

Monica flirts. Wife sees hot jism from cad land on fat intern, set to rule free empire.

 

 

 

William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs Clinton: Felon wife.

 

 

"Captain, Road Prison: What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Some men you just can't reach.

So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it."=

We see America's anti-hero flip it -- where? At The Man! Tut!

Luke vows not getting it -- rams his way. Cool Hand split -- wee gutsy hare!

Ram out! Wow! Cheetah cojones! Why, he aces with a deuce!

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It really doesn't matter what you do, you're screwed. Women NEVER forget either.

Not true, my mother-in-law had dementia, she couldn't even remember who "she" was 1/2 the time....

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How Do I Weasel Out Of This One? :rauch08:

 

 

Anagram Clues:

 

Desperation = A rope ends it

 

I run to escape = A persecution

 

 

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

 

Father-in-law = Near halfwit

 

 

The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

 

 

Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math,

that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. =

A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us;

to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth.

 

 

To be or not to be: that is the question,

whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,

Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

 

 

Mr. William Jefferson Clinton, former President of these United States of America =

 

Monica flirts. Wife sees hot jism from cad land on fat intern, set to rule free empire.

 

 

 

William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs Clinton: Felon wife.

 

 

"Captain, Road Prison: What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Some men you just can't reach.

So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it."=

We see America's anti-hero flip it -- where? At The Man! Tut!

Luke vows not getting it -- rams his way. Cool Hand split -- wee gutsy hare!

Ram out! Wow! Cheetah cojones! Why, he aces with a deuce!

 

 

What kinda shit ya smokin' up there in MI., 99 ???? :rotfl:

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What kinda shit ya smokin' up there in MI., 99 ???? :rotfl:

 

Shit?

 

It's all anagrams like ELVIS=LIVES.

 

If you torture the words, eventually they all fess up!

 

anagrams:

 

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

 

The country side = No City Dust Here

 

Evangelist = Evil's Agent

 

Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars

 

Postmaster = Stamp Store

 

Anagrams Never Lie = Reveals A Renaming

 

Leroy Newton Gingrich =

Yon Right-winger Clone

Lingering, once worthy

I negligent, horny, crow

Lying, grow incoherent

 

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

 

Thought this was a joke page? :grin:

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Shit?

 

It's all anagrams like ELVIS=LIVES.

 

If you torture the words, eventually they all fess up!

 

anagrams:

 

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

 

The country side = No City Dust Here

 

Evangelist = Evil's Agent

 

Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars

 

Postmaster = Stamp Store

 

Anagrams Never Lie = Reveals A Renaming

 

Leroy Newton Gingrich =

Yon Right-winger Clone

Lingering, once worthy

I negligent, horny, crow

Lying, grow incoherent

 

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

 

Thought this was a joke page? :grin:

 

Well, If ya aint smoking some good stuff then you definitely have way too much time on your hands.

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Not trying to start a Rumor or anything but this apparently happened on the 25th as the cry for help was dated the 26th. today is the 31st.

 

Now, look through the posts, when was the last time we heard from Airpirate?

 

 

 

Sad, very sad, we can only hope others learn from his mistake.

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Yep as others have said a multitude of times :nod: you are screwed for the rest of your life. Wemems do not forget I speak from experience. Mother in laws I remember back think it was 73 or 74 we were down at my mother in laws been drinking with me father in law and brother in laws and we came in house to cool off and take break well I stretch out on couch and start to dose off. Mother in law was sipping scotch (she no drank anymore) and she sets her arse right on top of me face and farts :ooh2: well that woke me up. Father in law and brother in laws were laughing there asses off at me.

 

But yep you are screwed :nod:

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