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Finally, scientifically proven.

Good job FC

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It's not only hilarious, it's absolutely accurate.

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Don't care how good lookin' she is, how good her pussy is, how good a blowjob she gives, or how much money she has............................

 

 

 

Some where there's some fella who's tired of her schitt..............................

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Oh shit. What if you're dating a red-headed hair dresser named Tiffany?!?!?!? :Oo:

I would worry about Janice finding out... If not grab the red headed hair dresser by the hair & push her face down in a pillow & ..... I will now let your imagination take it from here... please post pictures of before, during & after the wounds on your body heal :grin:

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I would worry about Janice finding out... If not grab the red headed hair dresser by the hair & push her face down in a pillow & ..... I will now let your imagination take it from here... please post pictures of before, during & after the wounds on your body heal :grin:

The funniest part of that is: Janice was a red headed hair dresser when we met (hair dressers never leave their hair one color for long). And YES, the chart is STILL accurate! I managed to ride the fun and crazy long enough that she decided I was husband material.

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You will note that he automatically placed redheads in the "Danger Zone".

 

Smart man.

 

However, as he pointed out, any woman can vanish off the chart, and reappear on another plot point ANYWHERE on the chart at will.

 

This is correct. i have an example.

 

Now, MG is actually pretty close to being in the "Unicorn" zone about 93 to 96% of the time. She is extremely hot, and usually very chill.

 

When she flips from that zone to the Redhead Danger Zone, it's usually best to be in a different time zone.

 

Preferably, in another hemisphere. :Oo:

 

She makes up for low quantity, with very high QUALITY. Eeek.

 

 

Luckily, her teleportation into the Danger Zone is usually preceded by some sort of warning sign.

In her case, it's usually one of the following statements:

 

"Don't make me pull my hair back."

 

"Don't make me spit my gum out."

 

 

Or, the one that signifies "INCOMING!", and requires immediate reaction:

 

 

"Awww, HELL, NO!" :outdoor:

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After 9 years at University I finally understand the concept of a matrix clearly. Next scatter plots. I laughed so hard when Bob sent the is to me I almost pissed my self, then my red head walked through the door so I had to straighten up.

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Indian Lover saw this, and asked me where she was on the chart.

 

When I wouldn't answer, she said--- I am below a 5 on the Crazy right ??

 

When I laughed, she said -- " I know there are no Unicorns, but I am close right ??"

 

I said she is in the TRANNY category---

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And she was good with that.

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Yessir, it's what our canuckistani buddy, BD, reminds me every time................

 

We married way above our station.....................

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Like my friend Cooter Hope told me once...."Eddie..just remember...no matter how hot you think that woman is, there is some guy out there that thinks she's a nut and wishes he'd never seen her face". FACT. Cooter was a wise man.

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Yessir, it's what our canuckistani buddy, BD, reminds me every time................

 

We married way above our station.....................

 

 

No shit.

 

One of my redneck, SEC-football-loving friends summed it up perfectly:

 

"Bubba, you done WAY outkicked your coverage."

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No shit.

 

One of my redneck, SEC-football-loving friends summed it up perfectly:

 

"Bubba, you done WAY outkicked your coverage."

 

Nope, you're just one a them fellas what's past the money line on the guy matrix....................

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Nope, you're just one a them fellas what's past the money line on the guy matrix....................

 

 

I shoulda known that shit was coming....walked right into it.

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Most crazy girls are not crazy everyday, so sometimes you are ahead and in the sweet-spot. I know, my history is littered with them. If you really want to have fun, try a girl who is a gawdamm genius. In the last 4 1/2 years I have won exactly 6 arguments. I know, I have been keeping track. Mind you I am in a competitive business, I almost always win, so these losses are....slightly painful. Perhaps the chart should have had a "Z" axis for brains.

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Indian Lover saw this, and asked me where she was on the chart.

 

When I wouldn't answer, she said--- I am below a 5 on the Crazy right ??

 

When I laughed, she said -- " I know there are no Unicorns, but I am close right ??"

 

I said she is in the TRANNY category---

 

 

 

 

And she was good with that.

Yeah, AFTER she smacked you on the back of the head!

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