Clan Chief Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Finally, scientifically proven. Good job FC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XV62 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 That's fkn hilarious............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v-rodcpa Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 It's not only hilarious, it's absolutely accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XV62 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Don't care how good lookin' she is, how good her pussy is, how good a blowjob she gives, or how much money she has............................ Some where there's some fella who's tired of her schitt.............................. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalper38 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Oh shit. What if you're dating a red-headed hair dresser named Tiffany?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenB Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 The PMS Hotline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasbin Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Oh shit. What if you're dating a red-headed hair dresser named Tiffany?!?!?!? I would worry about Janice finding out... If not grab the red headed hair dresser by the hair & push her face down in a pillow & ..... I will now let your imagination take it from here... please post pictures of before, during & after the wounds on your body heal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalper38 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) I would worry about Janice finding out... If not grab the red headed hair dresser by the hair & push her face down in a pillow & ..... I will now let your imagination take it from here... please post pictures of before, during & after the wounds on your body heal The funniest part of that is: Janice was a red headed hair dresser when we met (hair dressers never leave their hair one color for long). And YES, the chart is STILL accurate! I managed to ride the fun and crazy long enough that she decided I was husband material. Edited August 8, 2014 by Scalper38 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Mark Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) You will note that he automatically placed redheads in the "Danger Zone". Smart man. However, as he pointed out, any woman can vanish off the chart, and reappear on another plot point ANYWHERE on the chart at will. This is correct. i have an example. Now, MG is actually pretty close to being in the "Unicorn" zone about 93 to 96% of the time. She is extremely hot, and usually very chill. When she flips from that zone to the Redhead Danger Zone, it's usually best to be in a different time zone. Preferably, in another hemisphere. She makes up for low quantity, with very high QUALITY. Eeek. Luckily, her teleportation into the Danger Zone is usually preceded by some sort of warning sign. In her case, it's usually one of the following statements: "Don't make me pull my hair back." "Don't make me spit my gum out." Or, the one that signifies "INCOMING!", and requires immediate reaction: "Awww, HELL, NO!" Edited August 8, 2014 by Dr. Mark 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XV62 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Took me a buncha tries, but I got my Unicorn...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micmac Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 After 9 years at University I finally understand the concept of a matrix clearly. Next scatter plots. I laughed so hard when Bob sent the is to me I almost pissed my self, then my red head walked through the door so I had to straighten up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clan Chief Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share Posted August 8, 2014 Indian Lover saw this, and asked me where she was on the chart. When I wouldn't answer, she said--- I am below a 5 on the Crazy right ?? When I laughed, she said -- " I know there are no Unicorns, but I am close right ??" I said she is in the TRANNY category--- And she was good with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micmac Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Truth be known, we all got a WHOLE lot better than we deserve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XV62 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Yessir, it's what our canuckistani buddy, BD, reminds me every time................ We married way above our station..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badndn Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Like my friend Cooter Hope told me once...."Eddie..just remember...no matter how hot you think that woman is, there is some guy out there that thinks she's a nut and wishes he'd never seen her face". FACT. Cooter was a wise man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Mark Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Yessir, it's what our canuckistani buddy, BD, reminds me every time................ We married way above our station..................... No shit. One of my redneck, SEC-football-loving friends summed it up perfectly: "Bubba, you done WAY outkicked your coverage." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XV62 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 No shit. One of my redneck, SEC-football-loving friends summed it up perfectly: "Bubba, you done WAY outkicked your coverage." Nope, you're just one a them fellas what's past the money line on the guy matrix.................... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Mark Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Nope, you're just one a them fellas what's past the money line on the guy matrix.................... I shoulda known that shit was coming....walked right into it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blu Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Most crazy girls are not crazy everyday, so sometimes you are ahead and in the sweet-spot. I know, my history is littered with them. If you really want to have fun, try a girl who is a gawdamm genius. In the last 4 1/2 years I have won exactly 6 arguments. I know, I have been keeping track. Mind you I am in a competitive business, I almost always win, so these losses are....slightly painful. Perhaps the chart should have had a "Z" axis for brains. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalper38 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Indian Lover saw this, and asked me where she was on the chart. When I wouldn't answer, she said--- I am below a 5 on the Crazy right ?? When I laughed, she said -- " I know there are no Unicorns, but I am close right ??" I said she is in the TRANNY category--- And she was good with that. Yeah, AFTER she smacked you on the back of the head! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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