Chiefin 115 Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old grizzled Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about John Kerry's possibility of being in the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Kerry's one of them 'post turtles'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "Well, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down 'afore he hurts hisself." Nuff said........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Potatopotato 1 Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Right ON! Tell em like it is! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FiremanDave 83 Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 ROFLMAO!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
02IndianSpiritRider 0 Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 That was funny as hell!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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