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While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old grizzled Texas

rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and

the old man were talking about John Kerry's possibility of being in the

White House.


The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Kerry's one of them 'post turtles'."


Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle



The old man said, "Well, when you're driving down a country road and you

come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post



The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to

explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there,

he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help

the poor dumb bastard get down 'afore he hurts hisself."


Nuff said...........

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