Te Heuheu Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TallRider Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Or . . . she was texting and almost hit an IIRA rider. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabRat Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 :rotfl: Good one!! I got pulled over and given a ticket in Jersey for having a license plate frame on my car, you know the little ones that virtually every car dealer puts on their cars when they're sold - yup, illegal in Jersey. No points, but the fines and fees were about $110. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHIEF DOC 99 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) My thought is she has lost all hope of sliding without a ticket with that schpeel. UCC codes allow predation by code enforcers ~ $300 fine for no driver's license on person around here. Edited October 20, 2013 by CHIEF DOC 99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homer Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 speed traps in southern IL are the worst. I have a ticket for speeding in a construction zone (which I wasn't) on a sat with no workers present for years...there is a must appear bond/ticket.. the cop said "I can't give you the phone number, my boss will get mad"... will cost me $1000.. no shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injun46 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 :rotfl: Good one!! I got pulled over and given a ticket in Jersey for having a license plate frame on my car, you know the little ones that virtually every car dealer puts on their cars when they're sold - yup, illegal in Jersey. No points, but the fines and fees were about $110. Ya know, it seems the closer you get to the northeast part of this country, the stupider the laws get? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injun46 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 speed traps in southern IL are the worst. I have a ticket for speeding in a construction zone (which I wasn't) on a sat with no workers present for years...there is a must appear bond/ticket.. the cop said "I can't give you the phone number, my boss will get mad"... will cost me $1000.. no shit Yup, lived in that state for quite a few years. They put them "zone" signs up just for that reason, and to fund the Chicago demon-cratic machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabRat Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Ya know, it seems the closer you get to the northeast part of this country, the stupider the laws get? Ain't that the truth - but Kalifornia isn't much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickkciR Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 God Bless Texas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toycar10 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Yep saw yall had a good ralley at the alamo this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickkciR Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Yep saw yall had a good ralley at the alamo this weekend didn't do that one ;( .. we've got a big one down in Galveston next weekend.... current forecast is mid-70s and Sunshine ( crossing the fingers!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Ahearn Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 As bad as you boys think you have it.Try living in Taxachuettes. Traffic was backed up the other day,so I picked up my cell phone and asked Siri for a detour.Well 6 cops up ahead with 8 cars pulled over see me with a phone in my hand and pull me over.Is that a hand held electronic device he asks.You mean a phone? I say.Actually I'm using it as a GPS because your screwing up traffic so bad,and im looking for a detour.He asks to see my phone where it is on GPS mode and tells me to get out of here.Moral of story- police are judge,jury and executioner.BTW $100 fine no points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
335 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 :rotfl: Good one!! I got pulled over and given a ticket in Jersey for having a license plate frame on my car, you know the little ones that virtually every car dealer puts on their cars when they're sold - yup, illegal in Jersey. No points, but the fines and fees were about $110. i got an indian led on the rear an i was told i could get a ticket for it, but the was in a conversation with a cop, he was cool, he was just pointing it out that could happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blu Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 As bad as you boys think you have it.Try living in Taxachuettes. Traffic was backed up the other day,so I picked up my cell phone and asked Siri for a detour.Well 6 cops up ahead with 8 cars pulled over see me with a phone in my hand and pull me over.Is that a hand held electronic device he asks.You mean a phone? I say.Actually I'm using it as a GPS because your screwing up traffic so bad,and im looking for a detour.He asks to see my phone where it is on GPS mode and tells me to get out of here.Moral of story- police are judge,jury and executioner.BTW $100 fine no points. A phone in hand is 5 points in NY now, anti texting rules. Anyway, I have been pulled over 3 times in the past few years, not one ticket. Don't do anything "flagrant" and dont be a dick. Your results may vary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 went through checkpoint tonight on drive home from hunting. checked license and insurance...told them I was carrying a weapon on my person and had one in the back unloaded as well. No excitement as they check license tag...then the officer says, "You know that is illegal and you can get a ticket for it?" I ask her what she means She looks at my radar detector and points to it. I ask her since when? She says forever... I told her I was born and raised here and Radar Detectors have never been illegal in South Carolina...and they sell them at every Best Buy and Walmart and Costco in the state. THen she said, well the Highway Patrol guys are the only ones that enforce it. I decided not to tell her she is full of shit and let it go.... Just because they are law enforcement they many times dont know all the laws and restrictions any better than any other profession. I am not sure if she was from another state or what....or she was confusing the rule against radar or laser JAMMERS with that of detectors. Anyhow.....some things are not worth arguing in the bigger scheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homer Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 maybe she's from VA Brock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalper38 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 maybe she's from VA Brock Yep, big signs when you enter the great state of VA that says, "Radar detectors illegal". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 she might have been but that would be easier to believe than her just not knowing difference between Radar Detector and Radar Jammer. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasbin Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 she might have been but that would be easier to believe than her just not knowing difference between Radar Detector and Radar Jammer. LOL Did she have more than 3 teeth in her grill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 yeah, she was not as pretty as the meth and crack whores on Remount Road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airpirate Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Did she swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 i wasnt feeling benevolent to offer a free meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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