jag1046 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM......... 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's workboots. 2. Place them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads...... Bubba, Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter And that's why bad people don't mess with dogs and gun owners!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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