jag1046 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 In the news this week, a Southern California man was put under 72-hourpsychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (byrough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The housealso has a secret escape tunnel.The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gunbullets!" and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache".By California standards someone owning even 10,000 rounds would be called"mentally unstable".If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona, he'd be called "an avid guncollector."In Oklahoma, he'd be called "a novice gun collector".In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probablyreserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantityof stored food.In Montana, he'd be called "the neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".and... In Texas, he'd be called "a Hunting Buddy"............ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianTrue Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 In Alaska he's called the local bar tender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Mark Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 In Mississippi, he would be called my father-in-law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lschultz Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I knew it was coming down to Texas. Ain't nobody taking our guns. Come and take it. And see what happens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airpirate Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 "SAY WHEN" ">http:// 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianTrue Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 That in my opinion was one of his best rolls ever and he was great at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satuit Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 "SAY WHEN" ">http:// "ive got two guns....on for each of ya" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satuit Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) That in my opinion was one of his best rolls ever and he was great at it. Amen, don't forget his preformance as Jim Morrison in "The Doors" Edited February 14, 2013 by Satuit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldev Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 "I'm your huckleberry..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XV62 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) "SAY WHEN" ">http:// Just ever now and then you and I ARE on 'xactly the same page.......................... Edited February 14, 2013 by Vintage62 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XV62 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Wild Justice series about California game wardens has lotsa folks with guns in the shaky state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundaram Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Mark where in mississipi are ya? I grew up in tupelo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me older than dirt Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 In southern californi what do you call a secret escape tunnel filled with women? A whine cellar. older Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Mark Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Mark where in mississipi are ya? I grew up in tupelo... Vicksburg, but hell, I work in ER's all over the state. Spent a couple of years in Oxford when I was in junior high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildhorse Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 In Arkansas he would be justa regular guy. You know kinda like 62. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clan Chief Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 In the news this week, a Southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel. I guess that didnt work out too good for him then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hork Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 That in my opinion was one of his best rolls ever and he was great at it. A good roll yes, but best, no way. His representation of my favorite band EVER was even better; Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison in The Doors! Hork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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