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Well iffin their right it's bout over. See youns on the otherside. If they are wrong looks like we will be spending Christmas in the Keys on a rented Chief with a side hack. Hope no one wants to load anything on the week end.

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For those that believe tomorrow is the apocolypse and end of the world and human civilization as we know it...please consider the following:

- I still would like a few guns for my collection...if you have a Ruger MkII .22LR pistol, a custom made Appalachian .54 cal blackpowder with curly maple stock, a BFR .454 Casull revolver, Beretta 686 Silver PIgeon double barrel, Winchester 101 double barrel field grade, SIG 556 SWAT, SIG P226 9mm, Beretta 92FS(M9), and Smith and Wesson LADY SMITH .38spcl revolver available...drop off at my home for safe keeping or for bartering after the end is done.

- additional items...

-- 53 Indian Chief

-- 70 BMW R75/5
-- 69 Stingray in factory green with tan leather interior
--2010 Corvette C6 Grand Sport, 3LT
-- Toyota Land Cruiser HJZ70 series Troop Carrier model
--100+ acres of mixed land with hardwoods, tidal creek, and fields
-- if your sister is hot, dark hair, green eyes, DD bra and 25-35 years old leave her too....she can be executor of your estate and sure I can find some odd jobs for her around the property and stored items you leave. :)

Will consider other items you are not going to need after tomorrow to ensure safekeeping in this life or in case you come back as a cat, a monkey or a dog...if you come back as a duck, deer, hog, coyote, bear or turkey...then good chance I will shoot you for food or pelt.

I require no monetary compensation for the storage and safekeeping of these items.....and do this from the bottom of my heart.

Good journey....

PM with pickup location or time you are dropping items off tonight. I will be there until the END. LOL :Duel:

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Well iffin their right it's bout over. See youns on the otherside. If they are wrong looks like we will be spending Christmas in the Keys on a rented Chief with a side hack. Hope no one wants to load anything on the week end.

You going to the garden of Eden....

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More like Olive Garden... Nothing like warm breadsticks for last meal!

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Weather forcast: 1750 degrees with volcanic fireball showers and chance of earthquakes.

 

The Mayan calendar looks like an Oreo cookie.

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funny thing...the Mayans in Mexico are not worried or stressing.......hahahaha

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It figures.

 

The apocalypse would happen while I was on duty in the ER.

 

Lovely.

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Hell, I'm about to leave for the airport. If the world ends when I'm in the air, what then? Where do I land???????

 

 

You don't. Just keep going......

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Dr Mark: You wouldn't want it to happen on your day off would you?

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Well iffin their right it's bout over. See youns on the otherside. If they are wrong looks like we will be spending Christmas in the Keys on a rented Chief with a side hack. Hope no one wants to load anything on the week end.

If i recall right when you start to go over first bridge and there is a neat place you have to turn right and go under bridge. Great food bands usually start abount 1 and you can sit and watch dolphins in the bay. Drinks are strong too!!

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You going to the garden of Eden....

You going to the garden of Eden....

You going to the garden of Eden....

Will make the garden for sure. Probably gonna join the Third Floor Club.
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