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Don't worry, he is doing fine............

 

 

 

 

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No, he's not. I dropped him in my Grandma's rose bush when I was 8. He bled out.

 

You obviously had yet to be exposed to the annual self aid buddy care class that we in the military tolerate each year or he wouldn't have bled out!

 

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You obviously had yet to be exposed to the annual self aid buddy care class that we in the military tolerate each year or he wouldn't have bled out!

 

Hork

True. Though I did try BandAids, didn't work. Couldn't come up with any other ideas but maybe an inner tube patch. Problem was, that item was 30+ miles away. Something about pulling and stretching the wounded area kept the wound(s) open, ultimately leading to his untimely death.

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Got hit in the head with a Stretch Armstrong when I was a punky kid. I guess my friend thought ol' Stretch would hit my skull and softly stretch around it...it didn't. It was exactly like getting hit in the gourd with a big rock!

I should've field dressed that Stretch Armstrong right then and there.

Guess I was too wobbly to throw him back at my friend.

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