Dr. Mark Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 It never ceases to amaze me, the stupid things people do. I have been doing this for damn near 25 years, and they still keep coming up with ways to top the last weird thing I saw. Tonight, I got in a fellow who would just be no damn good at paper/scissors/rock. This gentleman decided to beat the hell out of someone with a hammer. Unfortunately for him, the someone he attacked with a hammer had a shotgun. OOPS! In the great game of life, shotgun trumps hammer. Shotgun guy blew hammer guy's leg right off, below the left knee. He's gonna live, but I bet he don't pull no hammers on anyone no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lschultz Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I guess he learned his lesson the hard way. Ah the human race there are some dumb dumb asses out there. Keep fixes em up there are more to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalper38 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Guess his daddy didn't teach him the old adage: don't bring a knife to a gun fight (or a hammer in his case). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Mark Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 Guess his daddy didn't teach him the old adage: don't bring a knife to a gun fight (or a hammer in his case). LOL!...Yeah we did all those jokes. We also did all the "Hammer don't hurt 'em" jokes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalper38 Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Maybe you should've played the MC Hammer intro for him: "It's HAMMER TIME!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Hayne Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Natural Selection some people just need to be put down 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airpirate Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 It would have been a happier ending if shotgun guy blew hammer guys head off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainrecce Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Must have been pretty close to sever (assumed) the leg through those bones! Good on him. How the hell does one, even a stupid one, miss the fact that the guy has a shotgun? Airpirate, that would have saved a ton of time, money, inevitable lawsuits and Doc's time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainrecce Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 And that my friends makes me a novice! 50 posts. ;-) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blu Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 And that my friends makes me a novice! 50 posts. ;-) Congradulations! Now you're a post whore like everyone else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 or the guy I read about this morning that stole a womans cell phone....only he did not know she had ebola and now he is infected. LMAO want to be he sues or his family does if he gets ate up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I also wondered how long it would take for someone to dress up in bigfoot suit to play a prank and get shot by someone thinking it was real...... Not quite a shooting but still stupid idea! Man killed during alleged Bigfoot stunt By NBC News staff KALISPELL, Mont. - A 44-year-old Kalispell man wearing a military-style "ghillie" suit was struck by two cars and killed Sunday night, authorities said. Follow @NBCNewsUS The man, identified as Randy Lee Tenley, was apparently wearing the store-bought suit when he was struck by a car driven by a 15-year-old girl, NBCMontana.com reported. Another car swerved, and a third car, troopers say driven by a 17-year old girl, ran him over, the station reported. Read the original story on NBCMontana.com Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider told the Daily Inter Lake, "he was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting." Schneider said alcohol may have been a factor. Dispatchers received no calls of monster sightings, just the one that sent emergency crews rushing to the scene, the NBCMontana.com report said. Ghillie suits are a type of full-body clothing made to resemble heavy foliage and used to camouflage military snipers, The Associated Press reported. "He probably would not have been very easy to see at all," Schneider told KECI-TV. The Associated Press contributed to this report. More content from NBCNews.com: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Hayne Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I also wondered how long it would take for someone to dress up in bigfoot suit to play a prank and get shot by someone thinking it was real...... Not quite a shooting but still stupid idea! Man killed during alleged Bigfoot stunt By NBC News staff KALISPELL, Mont. - A 44-year-old Kalispell man wearing a military-style "ghillie" suit was struck by two cars and killed Sunday night, authorities said. Follow @NBCNewsUS The man, identified as Randy Lee Tenley, was apparently wearing the store-bought suit when he was struck by a car driven by a 15-year-old girl, NBCMontana.com reported. Another car swerved, and a third car, troopers say driven by a 17-year old girl, ran him over, the station reported. Read the original story on NBCMontana.com Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider told the Daily Inter Lake, "he was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting." Schneider said alcohol may have been a factor. Dispatchers received no calls of monster sightings, just the one that sent emergency crews rushing to the scene, the NBCMontana.com report said. Ghillie suits are a type of full-body clothing made to resemble heavy foliage and used to camouflage military snipers, The Associated Press reported. "He probably would not have been very easy to see at all," Schneider told KECI-TV. The Associated Press contributed to this report. More content from NBCNews.com: again, natural selection...see I guess because we are people we put a tremendous value on human life. So then we also have people like the good Dr.....Dr. Mark, who make a living keeping these beings alive. In the wild, animals have predators. If there is a deer that is too weak or too slow or too stupid, it gets eaten by wolves. Humans, well we have guys that bring hammers to gun fights, drunks who try to dress up as sasquatch on a highway, guys who know little about grizzlies but go try to live among them & film it, guys who mess with crocodiles only to have a stingray stab them in the chest ( sorry one of my favorite things if for people who mess with giant killer wild animals to be taken out while doing it )...ya know guys who keep poking at the lion with a stick until the lion had enough...it's how humans get weeded out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beebop Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 It never ceases to amaze me, the stupid things people do. I have been doing this for damn near 25 years, and they still keep coming up with ways to top the last weird thing I saw. Tonight, I got in a fellow who would just be no damn good at paper/scissors/rock. This gentleman decided to beat the hell out of someone with a hammer. Unfortunately for him, the someone he attacked with a hammer had a shotgun. OOPS! In the great game of life, shotgun trumps hammer. Shotgun guy blew hammer guy's leg right off, below the left knee. He's gonna live, but I bet he don't pull no hammers on anyone no more. ...Guy's name wasn't Thor, was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeanGene Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I used to have an old boat oar that had broken off at the oarlock that I kept behind my seat of my '69 Mach1 for "just in case"- the end was pretty jagged where it broke, so it looked a bit gnarly. So I've got a buddy with me one night, pretty good sized, about 6'3" and a not-fat 280, hit a party and see this well-known dickweed seriously picking on a little guy, trying to impress some bimbettes. Mongo gets my oar out of the car and walks up on dickweed, slapping the oar in his other hand like a giant nightstick- gets right up on him, the guy stiffens up- Mongo hands him the oar and says "you're gonna need this." Dropped the oar like a hot rock, and exit, stage left - and the bimbettes left with us 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Doc here's hoping one day you post that busiest thing you did was apply a bandaid on your thumb from playing cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me older than dirt Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 SPeaking of bad ideas. Try to wing em first [255 grain 45LC] before he gets the shotgun up. He be very busy with 45LC. I be pray'n. older but not smarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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