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June 26, 2012: Daniel Collins Jr. is accused of threatening his neighbor. (MyFoxNY/Teaneck Police Department)


MYFOXNY.COM -A northern New Jersey man is accused of using a gun to threaten his neighbor for supposedly farting outside his apartment, police said.


Teaneck police arrested Daniel Collins Jr., 72, for allegedly pointing a .32-caliber Taurus revolver at his neighbor and telling him "I'm going to put a hole in your head," according to Detective Lt. Andrew McGurr.


Collins was angry because he supposedly heard the neighbor pass gas outside his door, McGurr said. The two men have an ongoing dispute about noise.


Police charged Collins with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, and terroristic threats.


Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/story/1888519...#ixzz1z0NZiaPv

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I was sitting in a saloon one day and this old geezer was sitting next to me sipping on a draft, I smelled something aweful and looked over at him and said "hey did you just shit your pants?"


He said "yeah I did"


I said "damn why don't you go change them"


He looked and me and said " I'm not finished yet"

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Maybe Collins neighbor had some of chiefin chili


Not a chance, there would have been nobody left alive to call the PoPo :no:

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