darkrider Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 normally I only hear about this type of thing second hand, but I got to see it this past saterday at my local watering hole. there was about 25 or so bikes, mostly Harley full fairing dressers. and a girl pulls up on some kind of custom built hardtail. very attractive and riding alone. while she was dismounting, this guy cranks up the stereo system on his Harley and pulls out the parking lot. everybody was standing around pretty quiet checking out this girl biker outta the corner of their eye, and somebody had made a comment about how good that guys stereo sounded. the biker girl says fairly loud... "if you want a windshield and a stereo, then go ride in a car,... you buncha fuckin pussies!" never cracked a smile and went inside. I think most of those bikers where the suburban weekend rider type and had their wives with them, so there was knd of a awkward silence. I wanted to bust out laughing so bad, but mostly kept my composure, lol!! I wish I had that all on tape. to make the evening even better, when she came back out, she said my darkhorse was the coolest looking indians she's ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackhorse Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Don't let it go to your head, sounds like she was drunk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Resort Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 You should have bust out laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 ...and you did not get laid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CKelly Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I know she would love me than. Windshield,radio and fringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONMYI Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 normally I only hear about this type of thing second hand, but I got to see it this past saterday at my local watering hole. there was about 25 or so bikes, mostly Harley full fairing dressers. and a girl pulls up on some kind of custom built hardtail. very attractive and riding alone. while she was dismounting, this guy cranks up the stereo system on his Harley and pulls out the parking lot. everybody was standing around pretty quiet checking out this girl biker outta the corner of their eye, and somebody had made a comment about how good that guys stereo sounded. the biker girl says fairly loud... "if you want a windshield and a stereo, then go ride in a car,... you buncha fuckin pussies!" never cracked a smile and went inside. I think most of those bikers where the suburban weekend rider type and had their wives with them, so there was knd of a awkward silence. I wanted to bust out laughing so bad, but mostly kept my composure, lol!! I wish I had that all on tape. to make the evening even better, when she came back out, she said my darkhorse was the coolest looking indians she's ever seen WHAT, You didn't mount-up, N ride off with her ?? Just guessin here; tell me, You were INTIMIDATED by her, weren't you ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 she would only ride if he rode bitch on his own bike behind her....hahahaha if she was hot...I would ride bitch behind her and give her a reach around LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian T Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 she would only ride if he rode bitch on his own bike behind her....hahahaha if she was hot...I would ride bitch behind her and give her a reach around LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkrider Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 hell yes I was intimidated! she was older, probably close to 50. long straight hair, tall and looked just like Emily procter from csi Miami. but i crashed and burned before i even got a chance to put the darkrider mac on her (had I been so brave). most of that crowd left while she was inside. when she came out she looked over the indian and noticed the leather flask I have mounted to my forks and asked what I had in them. when I told her it's just 20-50 engine oil cause I don't want to give the cops another reason to mess with me... she looked at me like I was a retard and said "see you around" they can't all be impressed I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycorn Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 hell yes I was intimidated! she was older, probably close to 50. you might wanna watch the use of that "o" adjective around here ...youngster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 hell yes I was intimidated! she was older, probably close to 50. long straight hair, tall and looked just like Emily procter from csi Miami. but i crashed and burned before i even got a chance to put the darkrider mac on her (had I been so brave). most of that crowd left while she was inside. when she came out she looked over the indian and noticed the leather flask I have mounted to my forks and asked what I had in them. when I told her it's just 20-50 engine oil cause I don't want to give the cops another reason to mess with me... she looked at me like I was a retard and said "see you around" they can't all be impressed I guess damn, 20w50.....you burn that much oil? LOL just think....could have gave her a sip of Makers Mark or Knob Hill out of your flask and the panther could have schooled your young ass! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONMYI Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 damn, 20w50.....you burn that much oil? LOL just think....could have gave her a sip of Makers Mark or Knob Hill out of your flask and the panther could have schooled your young ass! LOL ABSOLUTELY !! The lil Cub, Should have told her it was a bottle of Astro-glide.. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airpirate Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 LOL!!!! you all are killin me, where does this women live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkrider Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 heck if I know where she lives. I've never seen her before. and did I say "old"? I meant...uhh... "seasoned", yeah, thats right..... "seasoned" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airpirate Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Seasoned could be like the Roast beef at the old country buffett, it lays there all dried out and no one wants to eat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkrider Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 (edited) lol! I'da ate it. I'm sure I've put worse things in my mouth Edited April 12, 2011 by darkrider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secinv Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Says something about having an "Indian"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aztec Chief Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Great Story!! I liked her comment "if you want a windshield and a stereo, then go ride in a car,... you buncha fuckin pussies!" Too Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 lol! I'da ate it. I'm sure I've put worse things in my mouth yeah, LastResort said you will again at IRIP....not sure who or what he meant by that but watch out for that guy....he is freaky! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkrider Posted April 19, 2011 Author Share Posted April 19, 2011 yeah, LastResort said you will again at IRIP....not sure who or what he meant by that but watch out for that guy....he is freaky! LMAO uh-ohh.... he does know I'm straight, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahoe Chief Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 uh-ohh.... he does know I'm straight, right? Don't matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seefriedm Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 (edited) ABSOLUTELY !! The lil Cub, Should have told her it was a bottle of Astro-glide.. Dave So is this where DarkRider becomes "Lil'Cub" Edited April 19, 2011 by seefriedm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ariel Melecio Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 So is this where DarkRider becomes "Lil'Cub" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ariel Melecio Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 seefriedm, where you hide trottle cables?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indian Brave Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 "if you want a windshield and a stereo, then go ride in a car,... you buncha fuckin pussies!" Dammit - Grammah's busted herself outta the retirement village on her Harley again, round up th' cuzzins - looks like a road trip commin' up! Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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