Airpirate Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So I'm gone on business the past week, I get home late Friday night. I get in the house late, I'm tired, I'm thirsty and I reach in the fridge for a bottle of water, I open it up take a big swig and almost puked, I look at the label and it says "Fish flavored water for your cat" I'm like "now what the fuck is she buying for the spoiled little shit that showed up 7 years ago and has been living in my office above the barn?" So I put the bottle back in the fridge and go up stairs to hit the rack, my wife wakes up a little and says hi, I bend down and give her kiss, she smells my breath, now she thinks I'm cheating! slept in the couch with dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Loco Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So I'm gone on business the past week, I get home late Friday night. I get in the house late, I'm tired, I'm thirsty and I reach in the fridge for a bottle of water, I open it up take a big swig and almost puked, I look at the label and it says "Fish flavored water for your cat" I'm like "now what the fuck is she buying for the spoiled little shit that showed up 7 years ago and has been living in my office above the barn?" So I put the bottle back in the fridge and go up stairs to hit the rack, my wife wakes up a little and says hi, I bend down and give her kiss, she smells my breath, now she thinks I'm cheating! slept in the couch with dogs 'Special Red Snapper' KoolAid Jokes?... Dem dogs maybe democrat...at least they play up to you. That cat must be an anarchist/socialist troublemaker... Think kitty would make it as a barn mouser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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