Rosie Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 These are two actual Craigslist ads from El Paso, Texas: dehydrated water - $50 (el paso) Date: 2011-01-04, 8:12PM MST Reply to: sale-n3rfm-2144271419@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] You bet ya. I have just a few cans left dont get caught out in this desert with out this. Location: el paso it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests link And: dentures for blender (el paso) Date: 2011-01-04, 8:24PM MST Reply to: sale-yjbfx-2144286398@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I am looking to trade my dentures for an industrial strength blender. I have tried everything short of JB weld to keep these fuckers in place and truth be told I just cant afford to try anything else. I want to trade my dentures for a blender they are damn near new and cost me a little over 700 bucks because my dental insurance lapsed. I would like to start just drinking all my meals I burned up my old blender trying to make a pork loin smoothie and damn near lost a finger in the process too. Thanks for helping out. Location: el paso it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Loco Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) These are two actual Craigslist ads from El Paso, Texas: link And: link El Paso former scene of 'The Getaway' is now 'Comedy Central'. The dehydrated water is a novelty item sold to greenhorns on Route 66 & I10 back in the day! Those weedwacker blenders are right handy for Marguritas&Daquiris out on the Pontoon boat, though. Edited January 6, 2011 by Doc Loco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkrider Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 wouldn't drinking your food for the rest of your life fuck you up physically sumthin fierce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Loco Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) wouldn't drinking your food for the rest of your life fuck you up physically sumthin fierce Naw, & the womens like a good gummin' now & then... Just ask your Mentor about liquid diets! Edited January 6, 2011 by Doc Loco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micmac Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 wouldn't drinking your food for the rest of your life fuck you up physically sumthin fierce Nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONMYI Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) Naw, & the womens like a good gummin' now & then... Just ask your Mentor about liquid diets! Yupper, N even versi-vicea !! When I was a young man, I was attacked, N gummed by a cougar several times, will never forget the sight of the big smile, from her choppers on the night stand.. Dave Edited January 6, 2011 by BONMYI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airpirate Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Are those Pelosi's choppers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jglace Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Oh man the visual (not good) I just got before lunch. Glad I started a diet! Jeff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian T Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) Yupper, N even versi-vicea !! When I was a young man, I was attacked, N gummed by a cougar several times, will never forget the sight of the big smile, from her choppers on the night stand.. Dave Funny stuff! kinda wierd, but FUNNY Edited January 6, 2011 by indian T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkrider Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Naw, & the womens like a good gummin' now & then... Just ask your Mentor about liquid diets! yeah well.... speakin of my "mentor" you guys got me!!! har-dee-f'n har i went into my local tavern last night where the bartendar is smokin and i've been trying to put the moves on her for months.... and i go in and ask her for a shot of this "zwack",... and she starts laughin and says the gay bar is across the street nice one!!! you guys got the "noob" i guess i'm "in"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahoe Chief Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 yeah well.... speakin of my "mentor" you guys got me!!! har-dee-f'n har i went into my local tavern last night where the bartendar is smokin and i've been trying to put the moves on her for months.... and i go in and ask her for a shot of this "zwack",... and she starts laughin and says the gay bar is across the street nice one!!! you guys got the "noob" i guess i'm "in"? So did they have it across the street then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkrider Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 no , but.... i did get some great tips on how to redecorate my place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahoe Chief Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 no , but.... i did get some great tips on how to redecorate my place Hahahahahhaah ! Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian T Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Seems to me he's up to the task. I say we let him in and give him the secret password. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONMYI Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 no , but.... i did get some great tips on how to redecorate my place Way too f'king funny.. Seems to me he's up to the task. I say we let him in and give him the secret password. Don't forget the super secret hand shake !! Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkrider Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 i'm also now more inclined to sit down and listen to peoples problems with a concerned look on my face and act like i give a shit. and i've been using the word "fabulous" alot ever since too maybe now i'll find a girlfriend that can put up with me for more than 6 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airpirate Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 maybe now i'll find a girlfriend that can put up with me for more than 6 months Kid Just stick with high priced hookers, in the long run you'll come out ahead financially and be much happier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkrider Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 but mom said I would have to be alot more respectful if they where high priced hookers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONMYI Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 but mom said I would have to be alot more respectful if they where high priced hookers Aaaah, grASSHOPPER, sometimes ya learn bye, sometimes ya live by .. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian T Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 but mom said I would have to be alot more respectful if they where high priced hookers Aaaah, grASSHOPPER, sometimes ya learn bye, sometimes ya live by .. Dave Yes...and remember. The only difference between high priced hookers and cheap ones, is that the high priced ones bathe between tricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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