Rosie Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Which one of you fucktards did this? <h1 class="art_head">Naked biker ends up wearing handcuffs</h1>Marion County Sheriff's Capt. Mike Rolls did a double take early Tuesday. Was that motorcyclist who just passed him wearing any clothes? No, he wasn't. Not even a helmet. Before long, though, the nude rider was wearing handcuffs. He was arrested and charged with DUI. Read the rest here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travlur Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 So whats the problem? Sometimes, after all that alchohol, y' jes need t' take a putt t' cool off. Prolly 'ad t' give his clothes to some poor wench at Hooters that needed them. He was jes being a good samaritan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadayawant Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Which one of you fucktards did this? Read the rest here Hey Rosie, they spelled Cris's name Kraus. Guess they ain't got spell check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Loco Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Hey Rosie, they spelled Cris's name Kraus. Guess they ain't got spell check. [/quote DAYAM What a way to kick off a coast to coast jam!!! Ready for Bowling Green, Paul?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasbin Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Hey Rosie, they spelled Cris's name Kraus. Guess they ain't got spell check. [/quote DAYAM What a way to kick off a coast to coast jam!!! Ready for Bowling Green, Paul?? You got that correct, If your gonna do it, Do It Right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadayawant Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Hey Rosie, they spelled Cris's name Kraus. Guess they ain't got spell check. [/quote DAYAM What a way to kick off a coast to coast jam!!! Ready for Bowling Green, Paul?? Leavin' a week from today if I can get some clothes on Cris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Loco Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 ame='Doc Loco' date='16 September 2009 - 12:22 PM' timestamp='1253121775' post='439817'] Leavin' a week from today if I can get some clothes on Cris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCH Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 ame='Doc Loco' date='16 September 2009 - 12:22 PM' timestamp='1253121775' post='439817'] Leavin' a week from today if I can get some clothes on Cris. Now that's just a damned ugly thought! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleynot Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 (edited) just another day in NorCal.... VMC Naked Ride 2009 Jan 19th Santa Cruz, CA Well it's not as cold as it was a few weeks ago, so we'd better get this done with before global warming takes all the fun out of it. 1. This ride is the motorcycle equivalent to a polar bear swim. (http://www.polarbearclub.org/ for those unfamiliar.) That means that, yes, it is supposed to be cold. 2. Naked is nothing but helmet, boots and gloves. 3. For the safety minded types. If you think you can't handle a low speed, low mileage cruise around town without stacking, you might want to rethink your lifestyle. 4. It's rain or shine. At least your gear won't get soaked. 5. The bikes are staged at a secluded/secure location so people can strip, bag up their clothes, and a quick mount-up and take off can be made. Clothing is transported via a chase vehicle to the final destination. 6. Legality: in Santa Cruz it's ok to be naked as long as you're not conducting yourself in a 'Lewd' or 'Lascivious' manner, and of course nobody complains. So as long as you're not standing on your gastank and shaking your frozen junk at pedestrians and motorists, there's no fear of the local PD bulk-arresting a bunch of newly suspected sex offenders in helmets. We've been doing this for years now without any issues. 7. Leghumpers, mouth-breathers and "helpers": (sorry Wes) If you can't behave in a civilized manner around naked people. Do not show up. Additionally, if we don't think you can behave yourself, you will leave. (no 'asking' involved) Don't arrive expecting 'just to help' or block traffic. It's been taken care of and more than covered. Okay. Now the fun bits. When: Jan. 19th Meet at 7:00pm. Where: Cafe Pergolesi (http://www.theperg.com/directions.php) for starters then onto the actual staging area. As always, there's an afterparty with a hot-tub. A few out of town folks traditionally get hotel rooms in town after the ride. So check your local forums for threads for sharing space. And yes, someone did get a vid of last year The ending bit is the best IMHO. __________________ Edited September 18, 2009 by HARLEYNOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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