zoom Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart ' policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it... (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens. (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it. (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade. (7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life. (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc. (9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil. (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause. (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. (12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes GOD BLESS AMERICA . Bill Cosby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertaIndianChief Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 You and Ron Paul from Texas should get together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian T Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 love it despise obama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uplander Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 OK I do not like number 4! Why do I have to go sit in a tower in the hot Texas sun, because I am retired military? I did my 20 years! I say make KCIndiana, or Moe do it!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Loco Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) OK I do not like number 4! Why do I have to go sit in a tower in the hot Texas sun, because I am retired military? I did my 20 years! I say make KCIndiana, or Moe do it!!!!!!!!! Staff for item four should be legal immigrants and chickenhawk / college grads with some former politicians and Wall Street bankers thrown in for retraining in a useful trade. How does Bill Cosby (POTUS) with my old friend, Ted Nugent as VP for a 2012 independent party ticket sound? I like it and they would probably win hands down today... Edited July 14, 2009 by Doc Loco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAL Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 You and Ron Paul from Texas should get together Ron Paul for Prez... Abolish the Feds... #4 I vote for using high school grads. Two years military service is required of all US citizens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionichicken Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 How about, no member of federal, state, or local government is exempt from any laws that ordinary citizens are, and can have no more benefits that ordianry citizens are allowed to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergirl Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I like the #6. Unfortunately the number 8 is not the Turkish method. It's Saudi method. However in Turkey the Kurds who live in the SE part of Turkey has been wanting to have their own state within Turkey and their own language, TV station, education all in Kurdish. Each time Kurds bring that up, Turkish govt gives a big "F. you" to them which tickles me to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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