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10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but

White people wont admit


1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4 .. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.


10 Truths White and Black People know but

Hispanic people won't admit


1. Hickeys are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.


10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but

Black people won't admit


1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President..

7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car..

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Well,,,,,,, I guess one person outa 63 thought it was Funny.........Spanky,,, You have good taste in Humor!!!

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Your rims & sound system should not be worth more than your car ??


So true, When we went to pick up the body for Wadyawants drag bike last year there was a young man with a POS Caddie, This thing had different color doors & fenders

& hood ta boot, But he was rollin on sum 22's & the "booooooom-box" was bumpin. :nod:

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One quick point for ya...


The broth'as will tell ya....


never take on that beat up - looking redneck's car in a race.


The white boy puts $5K in his drivetrain, and thinks its bad ass.


The black boy puts $5K in his rims and tires ( and a whale tail ) and thinks its bad ass.


Black boy gets embarrased every time.

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