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speaking of pumpkin pie...watched MANSWERS on Spike last night. It seems a scientific study found the following things to be true:

 

1. The country most likely to have women who give it up on first date is Sweden.

2. The scent most likely to be an aphrodisiac for women is not perfume, lilac, lavender, or the smell of cold hard cash. It is PUMPKIN PIE. Seems 11% more women had increased bloodflow to their clitoris after smelling pumpkin pie than all other scents tested.

3. Best way to date a stripper. Become a regular.....spend big cash.....then after they know you as regular and trust you...have a party and invite them over to get drunk as all strippers like free booze. (you hear that Eddie?)

 

 

Next episode was to determine which women are hornier...those with fake tits or those with regular tits.....stay tuned. :D

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Brock, the answer was fake tits. As for strippers and becoming a regular on slow nights....yes, but sit at the bar not at the stage, and tip the bartender well, don't tip the strippers.

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speaking of pumpkin pie...watched MANSWERS on Spike last night. It seems a scientific study found the following things to be true:

 

1. The country most likely to have women who give it up on first date is Sweden.

2. The scent most likely to be an aphrodisiac for women is not perfume, lilac, lavender, or the smell of cold hard cash. It is PUMPKIN PIE. Seems 11% more women had increased bloodflow to their clitoris after smelling pumpkin pie than all other scents tested.

3. Best way to date a stripper. Become a regular.....spend big cash.....then after they know you as regular and trust you...have a party and invite them over to get drunk as all strippers like free booze. (you hear that Eddie?)

 

 

Next episode was to determine which women are hornier...those with fake tits or those with regular tits.....stay tuned. :D

 

 

I can answer that last for ya---

 

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