Te Heuheu Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I would have sex with my wife, but at my age it's humiliating. I guess I'll watch porn and have sex with myself. New word for today, Feltching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldev Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Snowballing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charger Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I would have sex with my wife, but at my age it's humiliating. Try Spank'n her.................n if that doesn't do it, have her spank U.......... I used ta look forward ta enjoy spank'n the ex......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XV62 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Geezus, how fukkin old are ya? We, me and the wife, watch a little porn occasionally, and have sex with each other. We also have sex when we don't watch porn. If ya spelled it right, it's not in Merriam-Webster. Don't have a clue. I do know what Robert's reference is though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldev Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I believe the correct spelling is felching and I doubt that the correct spelling will make the Merriam bar for inclusion as well. The rest of this thread is just too much information and I wish I hadn't had that lemon chicken and fried squash supper before reading this and conjuring up the inevitable mental images of you buncha neanderthals bumpin uglys and swappin precious bodily fluids. If I hurl, there's gonna be repercussions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian T Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 The only thing thats depressing is admitting that you're too old to jump the ol' lady! Shit man! If its too depressing for you, do it with the lights off. Just get back in the game! Its good for you... you'll see that it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charger Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Try Spank'n her.................n if that doesn't do it, have her spank U.......... I used ta look forward ta enjoy spank'n the ex......... n if that don't werk...have her ...........oh never mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Heuheu Posted March 28, 2007 Author Share Posted March 28, 2007 Pop, I love you man. I missed spelled felching. If you really wanna know, go look it up. I wouldn't recommend performing the act. I had a shitty day at work and needed a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pappy Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Yours came with sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) oh i thought it was felcher......either way it is fucking nasty. New word of the day... SMEGMA, noun Edited March 29, 2007 by Brock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCH Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Where's the gerbels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airwolf Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 You guys are too funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanky Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I would have sex with my wife, but at my age it's humiliating.I guess I'll watch porn and have sex with myself. New word for today, Feltching. just do not eat cheetos before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian T Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 oh i thought it was felcher......either way it is fucking nasty.New word of the day... SMEGMA, noun DAMN! If Brock says its nasty, it musy REALLY be fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAL Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Is this what you call cabin fever? man, go ride that Indian..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Heuheu Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 (edited) Is this what you call cabin fever? man, go ride that Indian..... I went to my partners house (as in coworker, not felching partner ) to help him write a response to a letter of suspension, on the way home the the tappets began to hammer like a MF'r. Louder than my straight pipes. I am now very concerned because I also lost the clutch on my Porsche as well (clutch cable is fine) and now have only my Sporty to haul my fat ass around and don't have the money to repair both as I just bought a new home. Edited March 30, 2007 by Heathen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charger Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 just remember this...........................SCHITT runs dwn hill........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Heuheu Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 We are down hill from management and we just got shit on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charger Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 i'm retired........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 i'm retired........... showoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charger Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 showoff U bet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Heuheu Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 SMEGMA It's good to be Jew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afboomer Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 (edited) <br /><br /><br />[edit] Human smegma<br /> <br />Smegma allowed to accumulate long enough to become visible<br /><br /><br />Both males and females produce smegma. In males smegma is produced and accumulates under the foreskin; in females it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora.<br /><br />Smegma is invisible, noticeable as a smooth or moist texture until it is allowed to accumulate, when it takes on its characteristic texture and appearance described in many texts as "cheesy". Since smegma tends to accumulate under the foreskin in males, its presence is less common and less noticeable in circumcised males.<br /><br />The subpreputial moisture keeps the glans moist and may lubricate the movement of the foreskin. However, if allowed to accumulate and decay in the foreskin cavity it can provide an ideal medium for potentially pathogenic bacteria to colonise[2]; current medical opinion is that allowing smegma to accumulate freely is unhealthy. Accumulation of smegma can cause or aggravate a variety of irritations known as balanitis. Early medical studies such as those by Plaut (1947) and Heins (1958) claimed that smegma accumulation led to the development of penile cancer, but the American Cancer Society states that more recent studies have failed to support this [3].<br /><br />Preventing accumulation is best done by rinsing the area with warm water. In females, the hood of the clitoris can be gently pulled back to wash away accumulated smegma. Some argue that soap is best avoided because it depletes natural skin oils and may cause non-specific dermatitis [4]. In addition, vaginal deodorants that are sometimes used to combat unwanted odors can be harmful, as they tend to upset the normal balance of bacteria in the vaginal cavity. This can in turn upset the pH of the vagina [5]. Noticeably unpleasant odours can be an indicator of a potentially serious medical problem, and deodorant sprays or washes may hide this condition.<br /><br />Smegma has become part of the pro- and anti-circumcision movements, with those in favor of routine infant circumcisions citing improved hygiene by avoiding odorous or harmful buildup, and those opposed citing the usefulness of smegma, which is generally lost following circumcision. Medical opinion is split on the matter<br />r /><br />SMEGMA, noun<br /><br /><br /><br /> Edited March 30, 2007 by afboomer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firebird77clone Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I made it 37 years on this mud ball without knowing what feltching or snowballing is, and would have happily made another 37. Any other nastiness you wanna bestow upon me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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