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@ 3am this morning ,I awoke ..nervus as a whore in church...n after fasting all day yesterday,I headed to the Hospital...checked in , only to WAIT.............thinking to myself how much I DREAD what was about to happen........having a COLONOSCOPY is not on my list for fun things to do...HOWEVER, see'n I'm about to set on on my 2nd 1/2 of o my life , I want to be as fit as possable.......

anyway, they call my name,.....n I'm off!!! I go in strip dwn & puton 1 of THOSE robes......lol Busey people EVERYWHERE!!! n I'm about to run out the dr. (scared like a deer in the headlites) they take my vitles n insert a I V,.....now I'm really nervus...wheel me into the O R, with 1/2 doz. people crowd'n around me!!!!

n here comes the DOC,....WELL..........I GOT TA TELL YA,....I DIDN'T like the situation I was in!!! The Nurse says GOOD NITE,...n next thing ya know it's over..........THANK YOU , THANK YOU thank you........

I wake up with this pretty little nurse standing next to me...I dress,..n go home :buttrock:

 

 

now you know I left some parts out... BUT, if yer 50, YOU need ta get this done!!! the worse part is the preperation...BUT, I can not tell you the weight lifted off my shoulders..cause NOW ,I know the real story!!!!

oh by the way........everything checked out just FINE :banghead::moped::buttrock:

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Good deal buddy, now you can go play on the sno-thingy!

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@ 3am this morning ,I awoke ..nervus as a whore in church...n after fasting all day yesterday,I headed to the Hospital...checked in , only to WAIT.............thinking to myself how much I DREAD what was about to happen........having a COLONOSCOPY is not on my list for fun things to do...HOWEVER, see'n I'm about to set on on my 2nd 1/2 of o my life , I want to be as fit as possable.......

anyway, they call my name,.....n I'm off!!! I go in strip dwn & puton 1 of THOSE robes......lol Busey people EVERYWHERE!!! n I'm about to run out the dr. (scared like a deer in the headlites) they take my vitles n insert a I V,.....now I'm really nervus...wheel me into the O R, with 1/2 doz. people crowd'n around me!!!!

n here comes the DOC,....WELL..........I GOT TA TELL YA,....I DIDN'T like the situation I was in!!! The Nurse says GOOD NITE,...n next thing ya know it's over..........THANK YOU , THANK YOU thank you........

I wake up with this pretty little nurse standing next to me...I dress,..n go home :buttrock:

 

 

now you know I left some parts out... BUT, if yer 50, YOU need ta get this done!!! the worse part is the preperation...BUT, I can not tell you the weight lifted off my shoulders..cause NOW ,I know the real story!!!!

oh by the way........everything checked out just FINE :banghead::moped::buttrock:

I waited about 7 years later than I should have, but it came out OK. Did it a couple of months ago. I woke up to something I thought I would never hear. A good looking gal telling me that I needed to crank out a big fart!!!

Ripped a monster for her! :Rulz[1]:

 

Yep, you remember the day before a lot more than you remember the day of the procedure. :fam24:

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GLAD ta hear you're OK Charger. I know EXACTLY what you mean on the procedure...true story...

 

When I was quite a bit younger I had to have one of those procedures (probably about due for another) - turned out OK as well. But I was in my 20's. They send me in and one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life shakes my hand and says "I'm Dr. so and so and I'll be doing your procedure today"...talk about nervous.... so they start the snake down the hole and as y'all know they gotta blow air ta clear the way for lights, camera and action...and you start "gurgling indside".....

 

I started to laugh - hard - but didn't want to laugh so I tried to hold the laugh in and of course your whole body sorta shakes on something like that - so the "Doc" starts rubbing my back and say "Oh its OK, everything is normal so far don't be afraid or embarrassed, don't cry"....huh? Cry? OK, she thinks I'm crying I guess that is better than laughing..... So, all of this "attention" from this beautiful gal and well - "Little Blackdog" decides to come out for a look and give me a kickstand to lean on. I am laughing my ass off and holding it in with a raging rod and Pretty Doc is rubbing my back while little farts start coming out. More laughing - almost uncontollable - thought I was gonna burst a lung. Well, eventually she leaves and I start ripping big time all the way home - and then some.

 

But that event was so traumatic I CAN STILL REMEMBER IT LIKE YESTERDAY!!! :rotfl:

 

Welcome home Charger. Glad yer OK.

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Welcome to the club . . . and glad you got a clean bill of health.

 

I've seen the Rear Admiral done three colonoscopies - and each time they managed to do a bit of polyp harvesting. Certainly isn't any fun the day or morning before, but I enjoyed the drugs right before the procedure. Valerie won't let me frame and display the little picture they give you.

 

My Mom is about to turn 80 and just had her first colonoscopy . . . no problem. But here I was chewing out my Mom for not having done it before.

 

The only thing you all might want to consider is the frequency . . . usual recommended frequency is every ten years, but I'm a high risk candidate so I do an exam every FIVE years. I'm not taking any undue chances.

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:rotfl: Charger.....nice goin', Bud!......yeah,the prep is the worst part of it.Had my potootie looked over 4 times now....last time no probs.YOUR A BRAVE MAN....now go celebrate!! :rauch08:
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Had that done about 3, 4 years ago. Next day was at my kids basketball game, in the head takin' a leak, fella comes up to the next urinal.

 

It's the doc what was up my ass with his scope. I say what's up doc? Then proceed to tell him in front of about three other guys there waitin' about having this dream sequence about bein' molested. Embarrassed the shit out of him. Serves him right . The fukker was way too rough.

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@ 3am this morning ,I awoke ..nervus as a whore in church...n after fasting all day yesterday,I headed to the Hospital...checked in , only to WAIT.............thinking to myself how much I DREAD what was about to happen........having a COLONOSCOPY is not on my list for fun things to do...HOWEVER, see'n I'm about to set on on my 2nd 1/2 of o my life , I want to be as fit as possable.......

anyway, they call my name,.....n I'm off!!! I go in strip dwn & puton 1 of THOSE robes......lol Busey people EVERYWHERE!!! n I'm about to run out the dr. (scared like a deer in the headlites) they take my vitles n insert a I V,.....now I'm really nervus...wheel me into the O R, with 1/2 doz. people crowd'n around me!!!!

n here comes the DOC,....WELL..........I GOT TA TELL YA,....I DIDN'T like the situation I was in!!! The Nurse says GOOD NITE,...n next thing ya know it's over..........THANK YOU , THANK YOU thank you........

I wake up with this pretty little nurse standing next to me...I dress,..n go home :buttrock:

now you know I left some parts out... BUT, if yer 50, YOU need ta get this done!!! the worse part is the preperation...BUT, I can not tell you the weight lifted off my shoulders..cause NOW ,I know the real story!!!!

oh by the way........everything checked out just FINE :banghead::moped::buttrock:

 

 

they have a non invasive one now that goes from stool sample and does not require what you went through.....have to ask for it as most places go old school still. Rest assured i am asking for it in a few years...LOL

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