Last Resort Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Monster Garage reality show host Jesse James has agreed to pay US$271,250 for violating California's air quality laws by selling motorcycles that did not meet the state's strict emissions standards, authorities said Friday. His Long Beach motorcycle building shop, West Coast Choppers, sold more than 50 new or custom-built motorcycles between 1998 and 2005 that were not certified by the Air Resources Board, the agency said in a statement. As part of a settlement, the shop is building motorcycles that comply with emission standards, the board said. In a statement released Saturday, James said he offered to make all of his "non-compliant" motorcycles meet federal standards, but the state agency only was "interested in the cash settlement." "We hope that paying this money will bring to light that California has a flawed system when it comes to its clean air agencies and the policies and practices they use," James said. James is married to actress Sandra Bullock. His Discovery Channel series about customized vehicles aired for five seasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGSHIVE Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 MAYBE JAMES AND LANE CAN KEEP EACH OTHER COMPANY IN CELL BLOCK NUMBER NINE IN THE NEAR FUTURE. OLE BUNKIN BUDDIES....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCH Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Why do they always mention Sandra's Bull Cock every time they talk about JJ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfman George Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Why do they always mention Sandra's Bull Cock every time they talk about JJ? To me anyway, that's the most interesting part about him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugdbdt Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Sandra Bullock...? Brock fucked her......... Thanks, Danny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micmac Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I was boarding a flight to LA one time from Philly and Mr. James was standing next to me I said hello and he didn't even respond, fuck him. I was riding bikes when he was shittin yeller. Oh yeah, I rode in first and he was in coach, he wasn't that famous yet. Only thing I ever seen him do right was the time he took his show inside Quentin and wrote those boys a letter of reference, and gave em a box of tools when they got out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fungus Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I went to De'll's direc Connect a few years ago in Austin, Tx....We ate at this high priced steak house...much like a ruth Chris(sp)....Sandra waltzes in and they seat her and her man at a table not 20 feet form us....damn the bills was high, but that 26 oz. steak was something else...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC Cheef Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Hey fungus. The gauntlet is thrown. You. Kansas City this summer. Me. Steak on the big Green Egg. Bet. I'll fix you the best steak you've ever eaten ANYWHERE. Meat. It'll come from Sams Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalper38 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Hey fungus.Meat. It'll come from Sams Club. I will agree that Sam's Club has some of the best meat around. I have access to the military commissary and used to say they had the best meat but Sam's is just as good if not better. Amazing briskets and steaks at a decent price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldev Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Their best selling piece the the beef tenderloin. Cut right, you get over a dozen 1.5" filets and enough cubed meat to make the best fondue, beef stew or stoganoff for half the price of buying filet mignon in your grocery. My first job was as a meat cutter before college. I worked the counter, cutting rooms and slaughter house for three years. I've always been impressed with Sam's Club and the butcher departmnent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzer Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Their best selling piece the the beef tenderloin. Cut right, you get over a dozen 1.5" filets and enough cubed meat to make the best fondue, beef stew or stoganoff for half the price of buying filet mignon in your grocery. My first job was as a meat cutter before college. I worked the counter, cutting rooms and slaughter house for three years. I've always been impressed with Sam's Club and the butcher departmnent. I heard you got promoted to senor` meat beater !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANT Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Why do they always mention Sandra's Bull Cock every time they talk about JJ? Please, have a little respect. She does look pretty much like a female so please refer to her as such. LOL I was boarding a flight to LA one time from Philly and Mr. James was standing next to me I said hello and he didn't even respond, fuck him. I was riding bikes when he was shittin yeller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC Cheef Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Best cut of beef? In Kansas City it's called the Rib Eye--or Kansas City cut. Other areas of the country it's called different things. Maldev--in your opinion would we be talking about the same cut with a different name due to the local? If so -- we finally agree on one thing. Yes--a darn good steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldev Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I heard you got promoted to senor` meat beater !! Two jokes I learned while working there... What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies. How do you make a dog sound like a cat. Kill it, freeze it and run it through a band saw. (Usually this is accompanied by the butcher running a piece of frozen beef through a running band saw...as it goes through....MMMMMEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWW...funny thing is that it doesn't sound that way with fresh meat. When the butcher who told me those jokes later cut his thumb off in the band saw, it barely made a sound. Disappointing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micmac Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I'll tell ya what, Costco has good steaks, as a matter of fact, I'm gonna cook one in a few minutes. Ant, I'm glad you got a laugh out of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airwolf Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 ...When the butcher who told me those jokes later cut his thumb off in the band saw, it barely made a sound. Disappointing) Fucking hilarious!!!! You're killing me! I bet he made a sound....or two... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash101 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Sandra Bullock...? Brock fucked her......... Thanks, Danny B.S. he only had her half fucked. He had his permission, he just needed hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCH Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I was boarding a flight to LA one time from Philly and Mr. James was standing next to me I said hello and he didn't even respond, fuck him. I was riding bikes when he was shittin yeller.quote] I got a response from Jessie. When I was in Sturgis in 2003, he flipped me off. I seem to get the same response from the famous and the non-famous alike. At least I am consistant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troll Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 It's good to consistant... I try to be. At least you know what to expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indian T Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 (edited) What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies. I almost spit coffee thru my nose reading that one. I was boarding a flight to LA one time from Philly and Mr. James was standing next to me I said hello and he didn't even respond, fuck him. I was riding bikes when he was shittin yeller. . Yeah, he comes across like a real sack of shit. Acouple of the cool famous or semi-famous builders I've met personally were: Kendall Johnson, Indian Larry, and some dude from Chicago that had one of his bikes featured in a Mag. I can't remember his name, but his work was cool and he was a fucking riot! Oh, I met Dave Cook in Milwaukee once. I was driving past his shop (I didn't know it was his at the time) and I saw two of the sweetest looking custom bikes I've seen sitting outside. I pulled up and was gawking at them, and Dave comes out of his shop and starts going over the bikes and how he built them and such. He then said if I want I can come back and check out his shop. Pretty cool I thought. Edited January 31, 2007 by indian T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 I went to De'll's direc Connect a few years ago in Austin, Tx....We ate at this high priced steak house...much like a ruth Chris(sp)....Sandra waltzes in and they seat her and her man at a table not 20 feet form us....damn the bills was high, but that 26 oz. steak was something else...... yep, did you try the mashed potatoes with garlic??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clan Chief Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 I almost spit coffee thru my nose reading that one. Yeah, he comes across like a real sack of shit. Acouple of the cool famous or semi-famous builders I've met personally were: Kendall Johnson, Indian Larry, and some dude from Chicago that had one of his bikes featured in a Mag. I can't remember his name, but his work was cool and he was a fucking riot! Oh, I met Dave Cook in Milwaukee once. I was driving past his shop (I didn't know it was his at the time) and I saw two of the sweetest looking custom bikes I've seen sitting outside. I pulled up and was gawking at them, and Dave comes out of his shop and starts going over the bikes and how he built them and such. He then said if I want I can come back and check out his shop. Pretty cool I thought. Dont know much about fancy or famous builder-- but some of the best lookin bikes I have ever seen were built by : 4 PAWS Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg D AZman Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Hey fungus. The gauntlet is thrown. You. Kansas City this summer. Me. Steak on the big Green Egg. Bet. I'll fix you the best steak you've ever eaten ANYWHERE. Meat. It'll come from Sams Club. While you got it fired up, you can tend to that BBQ you promised me 2 years ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve J Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 While you got it fired up, you can tend to that BBQ you promised me 2 years ago! Cook off at Branson ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash101 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Cook off at Branson ?? I'm in. What's the category? Ribs, Pork butt, Chicken or Brisket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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