Pop Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium. Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take days, weeks or months to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's Mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium...an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons, but twice as many morons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCH Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Actually, when it finally achieves critical mass, it goes................................................................ POP............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XV62 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Are those original Pop observations? Some funny shit either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clan Chief Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 And its ALL true !!!!! Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary2Wheels Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 ...that guy 'Critical Morass' was my boss.Howdjuknow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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