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NORTH PLATTE, Neb. (AP) - Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.

 

Now Bruggeman, 38, faces a Jan. 11 preliminary hearing on the state's complaint of assault by a confined person. It's a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

 

Bruggeman is accused of injuring Dorris, his cellmate, when he pushed him into cell bars. Dorris, 26, was not charged.

 

The two began scuffling, County Attorney Jeff Meyer said Tuesday, because Dorris was fed up with Bruggeman's flatulence. Jail fights are common, Meyer said, but the cause of this one was rather uncommon.

 

"It's usually about someone hogging the newspaper or someone not happy about what's on TV," he said.

 

Bruggeman, of Hershey, is serving a 90-day sentence for violating a protection order.

 

"He compounded his problems," Meyer said.

 

Dorris, of North Platte, is awaiting a January trial on a charge of aiding and abetting robbery.

 

Brad Dawson, Bruggeman's attorney, did not immediately return a phone message left at his office.

 

Sheriff Jerome Kramer said the incident was a result of overcrowding. The jail was built in 1933 and has a capacity of 23 inmates, according to 2006 standards, Kramer said. As many as 65 inmates have been lodged at the jail in recent days, he said.

 

"You just can't get a reprieve from one another," Kramer said. "When you've got a guy causing problems passing gas, there's no way to get away from the smell."</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN>

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Well, well, well, I'll be dipped.

 

An Indian warranty card. Never seen one of those before. Of course, I never owned a new vehicle in my life. Always got 'em used, excuse me, "pre-owned".

 

Funny, my Vintage don't have no "WTF" in the VIN.

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My wife's been trying to press those same charges against me for the last ten years.

 

They won't stick.

 

Those boys will be free as birds.

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My wife's been trying to press those same charges against me for the last ten years.

 

They won't stick.

 

Those boys will be free as birds.

 

Does she like the coverd wagons best ??

 

My wife said if I ever do that again, She would do a lorena bobbit on me when I fell asleep :o

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ask my old lady what happens when I go out for beers, and stop for white castles on the way home.........

 

she's literally left the bedroom in the middle of the night to sleep on the couch...sad part is, that the bedroom still smells like ass in the morning.....LOL

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Does she like the coverd wagons best ??

 

My wife said if I ever do that again, She would do a lorena bobbit on me when I fell asleep :o

Better put yer head under th' covers, I'm gonna spit straight in th' air.

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Better put yer head under th' covers, I'm gonna spit straight in th' air.

 

 

Hey buddy.... that's my line.... you been sleeping with my wife??????

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