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ST. PETERS, Mo. - A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder’s home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

 

The 33-year-old woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died.

 

Early Wednesday, the woman went to the breeder’s home, pushed her way inside and began fighting with the breeder as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy, police said.

 

The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported, citing police.

 

As the woman drove away, she waved the dead puppy out of the car’s sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said. She later called the breeder and threatened her and her family, according to court records.

 

Police said they are considering felony burglary charges against woman and misdemeanor assault charges.

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Dead puppies

Dead puppies

Dead puppies aren't much fun

They don't come when you call

They don't chase squirrels at all

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

My puppy died late last fall

He's still rotting in the hall

Dead puppies aren't much fun

Mom says puppy's days are through

She's gonna throw him in the stew

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

Dead puppies

Dead puppies

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

Dead puppies

Dead puppies

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

Dead puppies

Dead puppies

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I'm drivin' my pickup truck

I'm feelin' mean and I'm getting drunk

I drive all over town

Find a little critter and I run it down

Hit the brights and watch 'em freeze

Turn a little animal into head-cheese

 

Oh, it's roadkill

Drivin' around in my automobile

For roadkill

Ain't gonna stop 'til I get my fill

 

Out there by the side of the road

Might be a bunny or maybe a toad

It's guts are hanging out

Only one eye and part of a snout

I still don't think it's dead

Put it in reverse and squish it's head

 

Oh, it's roadkill

Drivin' around in my automobile

For roadkill

Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill

Roadkill

Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills

Roadkill

Kill a little critter just to get my thrill

 

Are you gonna run 'em down right now?

Yeah, I'm gonna run 'em down right now

 

If you drive 405

You won't find anything left alive

Suckin' suds while I'm makin' time

Squashin' little animals flat as a dime

These critters don't have a prayer

I just ran over Smokey the Bear

 

Now he's roadkill

Drivin' around in my automobile

For roadkill

Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill

Roadkill

Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills

Roadkill

Kill a little critter just to get my thrill

I love roadkill

 

Hit the lights

Squeeze 'em in my sights

Somebody's pet gonna need a vet

Ran one over but he ain't dead yet

This truck's a killin' machine

Pedal to the metal and I'm feelin' free

Somebody's kitty's gonna need a hysterectomy

 

I love roadkill

 

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Dead puppies

Dead puppies

Dead puppies aren't much fun

They don't come when you call

They don't chase squirrels at all

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

My puppy died late last fall

He's still rotting in the hall

Dead puppies aren't much fun

Mom says puppy's days are through

She's gonna throw him in the stew

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

Dead puppies

Dead puppies

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

Dead puppies

Dead puppies

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

Dead puppies

Dead puppies

Yes, doctor. :P

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