Jump to content
Indian Motorcycle Community

God hates shrimp


Recommended Posts

thumb_magnet_lobsterbib.gif

 

12piece.gif

 

 

pinchsuckburn.gif

 

churchsign.jpg

 

godhatesshrimp2.jpg

 

 

 

 

God Hates Shrimp

 

Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.

 

Leviticus 11:9-12 says:

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.

10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

 

Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:

9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:

10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

 

pinchsuckburn.gif

 

lobsterbib.gif

 

GOD HATES SHRIMP

 

thumb_magnet_lobsterbib.gif12piece.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm with you Porkchop! :Beer-Chug[1]:

 

I don't eat it if it swims or lives in the water.Just seems to me if it pisses and shits in it's environment,then ingests it back into it's self it's gotta be an abomination.Can I get a Hallelujah??

:Spanish:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just seems to me if it pisses and shits in it's environment,then ingests it back into it's self it's gotta be an abomination.

But you eat pork? ??

Well I do eat pork.They're technically mammals ya know!I have no "beef" with them! :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just seems to me if it pisses and shits in it's environment,then ingests it back into it's self it's gotta be an abomination.

But you eat pork? ??

Well I do eat pork.They're technically mammals ya know!I have no "beef" with them! :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:

Mammals that piss and shit in their own environment,then ingest it back into itself.

 

:rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Most animals at some point will ingest their own crap.It's just that the fish breathe it in and swim in it nonstop. :P

You still eat beef and fowl don't you?Go to a poultry farm and check that out....if the smell doesn't get to you first.They'll eat the dead ones along with the waste.Almost makes me want to turn vegan.NOT!

I've been in Cali too long! :uhoh:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I lost a bet -

 

And ate my own crap once -

 

Not bad actually.

 

It was kinda greasy, sticky, and gritty -  

 

With just a hint of garlic olive oil and cigar smoke...

 

Thanks, Danny

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I eat beef, fowl, pork, seafood (cooked or raw) and my favorite, dog-house calf cultets. I don't have a problem with any of it. Serve it up. I'm eatin'!

:bthumb:

 

Now that you live in CA I hate to tell you why the water you bathe in has such a strong chlorine smell to it.

 

:rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If God did not want us to eat shrimp why did he make it smeill and taste like....Oh hell nevermind.

:rotfl:  :rotfl:

 

:I-Agree[1]:  :Funny-Post:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Now that you live in CA I hate to tell you why the water you bathe in has such a strong chlorine smell to it.

 

:rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:

OK Scott,why does it smell like chlorine? ???

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Now that you live in CA I hate to tell you why the water you bathe in has such a strong chlorine smell to it.

 

:rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:

OK Scott,why does it smell like chlorine? ???

Well, darlin, because they have to treat the water with large amounts of chlorine to kill all the friggin kooties. Of course, they don't do that in other states because the water is actually fresh and clean, not like California. It's why the water filtration business and bottled water is so popular in california! However, we have great wine.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Most animals at some point will ingest their own crap.It's just that the fish breathe it in and swim in it nonstop. :P

You still eat beef and fowl don't you?Go to a poultry farm and check that out....if the smell doesn't get to you first.They'll eat the dead ones along with the waste.Almost makes me want to turn vegan.NOT!

I've been in Cali too long! :uhoh:

go fix a nice bowl of tofu and egg whites.....and get your strength back up for when Vintage gets home and wants to lay some more pipe.... :Spanish:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It's why the water filtration business and bottled water is so popular in california! However, we have great wine.

That is true, and I've read that it's the friggin' kooties that make the wine distinctively Californian!

 

Much better then French kooties!

The connection between France and California has now been dicovered...it's in the WHINE! :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Now that you live in CA I hate to tell you why the water you bathe in has such a strong chlorine smell to it.

 

:rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:

OK Scott,why does it smell like chlorine? ???

Sewage treatment, darlin'. Sewage treatment.  :rotfl:

 

The good side? Lots of blondes in California. :bthumb:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

if she has thick soft lips does that make her a Chalupa instead of a crunchy taco? :eyebrow:  :bhi:
Link to comment
Share on other sites

It's why the water filtration business and bottled water is so popular in california! However, we have great wine.

That is true, and I've read that it's the friggin' kooties that make the wine distinctively Californian!

 

Much better then French kooties!

:Funny-Post:  :rotfl: ...Catfish

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I eat beef, fowl, pork, seafood (cooked or raw) and my favorite, dog-house calf cultets. I don't have a problem with any of it. Serve it up. I'm eatin'!

:bthumb:

 

Now that you live in CA I hate to tell you why the water you bathe in has such a strong chlorine smell to it.

 

:rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:

I prefer Calf-House Dog Cutlets!

Isn't veal illegal in California now?  :laughlong:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...